I am standing at the front of 3 people, and if your asking who are they, of course I still don't know. All I know is that they're my fast pass for this job. The position I am aiming was not the managerial, I'm too good.... Yes I mean I'm too bad for it okay! I'm here for the assistant of the supervisor position. And now I need to keep smiling and answer their questions. Pluck it man! I want to get out of here or maybe take a dump right now. The atmosphere here is like the entrance in hell making me shit my pants (figuratively ( -3-))
The woman at the center of the panel like segment in this room was the first to ask me.
"Okay so Ms. Kim Right?" she said as she holds my resume.
"Yes Ma'am! *U*" Yes Lean keep on smiling like sheet
"So tell me about yourself, Ms. Lean Kim"
"Yes. I....."
'Did this girlgaloo here just turn into a manhoe voice?'
I looked at the interviewers but they look like sticks brought out from the grave. They looked pale and shocked at the moment.
'So I guess they also got shocked from the sudden change of voice huh?'
I thought as I stare at them making a 'shock? me too!' face at them \(*0*)/
"You said you're a manager right?"
She(?) said again. But wtf men this girl has the talent to talk while her mouth was close. But maybe this is me talking to my head?
"Ma'am are talking to me or not? hehe Did you also hear it or it is only me hearing it on my head?" I said as I scratch the back of my neck. Yeah I look like dumb monkey trying to
ask them. If this is all in my head I might be crazy (*you already are*)
Yeah fact it! I'm screwed as fact baby. They all turned into pale skinned, thin as a paper people. I pray for this moment to come! I mean for this job interview so I don't want to screw it, but what's happening now is not.... IT'S EVEN BEYOND WHAT I IMAGINED!!!!
They all looked at my right side, and I feel it too. I feel hell! The atmosphere before was hell that turn into winter then hell again, but make it into higher level. I looked at my right side, where all of them were looking at. Like the fact it is I don't care anymore I know I'm not qualified! (*why did you even grab the job huh?*)
But as I looked and found out the one who I thought was in my head, the first thing that came to my mind was
'There's a lot, so many people in this world, but why does it has to be this sheet!(*she's referring to Elion btw*) Even the probability of sheeting my pants was more possible than meeting him. Honestly, I rather sheet my pants than meeting this sheet. Is my day today will never be as wrecked as of now huh!? Put it all once and for all!!!!
Back to reality. My body cannot hold my emotion. My own traitor body fluids were rushing out of my body, trying to escape the possible death (*she's overly exaggerating*) Sweat rolled down on my forehead as the man whom I meet a while ago, (read the recent chapters) was now standing in front of me. I feel sheet, I want to dig a hole and put my body in it.
"where's your tongue Ms. Kim? I thought you're a manager here, so why are you applying for the assistant supervisor?"
He asked me innocently. Like hell man it's obvious that you already know the answer you female looking long stick!
"What sir? She's not a manager here."
"Yes he's right Mr. Elion"
What the fact Lean did she just said Mr. Elion??? fact fact fact sheeeeet! I'm not just screwed I'm f up. Just before anything else I want a decent funeral (*another exaggeration*) Before I had the chance to speak for myself, those leeches add some side comments in which dragged me 100% underground.
"Sir, we will never let someone like her take the managerial position. It's too much" the man from behind said confidently.
"Yes sir she doesn't even deserve the position as the assistant" The girl who 'I don't know where it came from' added.
'gaahhh I want to melt right now! Just make me into water vapors then make me vanish!!! for Pete's sake is there anyone else who wants to fact me up huh!?
As they gossip and talk to the way like 'hey I'll pretend that I'm not here so that you don't have to keep your sheety thoughts', they all became silent where the sheet, I mean Mr. Elion talk.
" You don't have to stand here Ms. Kim. You're getting on my nerves (wtf?) So from here on, You're fired!" he said with his face covered with seriousness.
'The hell bro I'm not even... I don't want to keep my thoughts. I'm already stained as it is.'
"Hey I'm not even hired here!" I protested, making everyone stand frozen.
" So what?" with a confused look he asked.
"You can't fire me without hiring me idiot!" I said to him angrily. He's an idiot! I can't imagine that he's the boss here (*you're just both idiot Lean*)
Looking like he doesn't want to be defeated, he said
"Then I'm hiring you."
"huh? Really thank you!" I said cheerfully. I thought he's an idiot. It seems like he's worse than that hahahaha I was about to thank him again when he laughed and said
"Ms. Lean Kim, as the new assistant of the supervisor, YOU'RE FIRED!"
"Eh? Sir but you just hired me Sir" I humbly stated.
"Yes you just said that I must hire you before I kick you out. I just do the honor of kicking you out." He said as he gestured with his hand a 'yow bro get the fact outta here' sign.
Geez I just ate my own sheet. I can't bare even a single second standing here. With a strong and confident face I walked away. But of course I will not let them trample me!
"Mr. Elion" I said happily then I smile at him. I gave him the best smile I can create for this f up day.
For a moment he looked like crap.(*the truth was that he was flustered but Lean was too dumb to realize that*) but then he responded
"w-what is it?" he said, trying to go back at his normal state.
With my best (?) voice I shouted,
"FACT YOU SHEET GO TO HELL YOU SHEETHOLE!!"
I raised both of my middle finger, making him and the rest dumbstruck. I hurriedly run towards the exit. Maybe they're too shocked to respond. Oh my heart! It's too good to be true, I can die right now! I just curse at the boss of one of the best company in the world!
I was happily walking at the side walk when I remembered something important.
Yes I forgot.
I forgot how Fact up I am now!