My first breakfast in the world ended up in a pretty low note. Even though it was the most delicious meal, I've ever had in my whole life. The news of my lowest of most inferior talent gave me shivers. Darkness surrounded me again. It felt like everything I was planning for my future fell in a single swoop of wind, and that wind was a single word 'F.'
Not even a D, a C, a fucking 'f.'
Still, I've got the looks of an angel. (see, this is what I was telling about, I have to be cheering myself up ).
Don't lose hope that easily. Even though I am a massive pessimistic asshole, I vowed to the original owner to do my best, didn't I?
So I will cherish this new family to my best. Does it also include that asshole of a brother?
He was growling at me, like a mutt. A red mutt.
Oh, I forgot.
"system is there a way to increase this freaking 'f' of a talent. " I thought even though the system and I were mentally connected, and I still have to think the words actively for the system to get them.
Thank god, there was some privacy and veil between us.
[AFFIRMATIVE, HOST CAN INCREASE THE TALENT FOR MAGIC WITH PRACTICE AND UNORTHODOX METHODS].
Hmm, unorthodox methods.
The accent of this robotic system was irritating, and even though. It has a beautiful voice of an angel, a mature and ripped one.
"Tell me about them," I ordered system like I'm some high and almighty edge lord.
[BUT the FIRST HOST HAS TO FORM A CONTRACT WITH SYSTEM].
Yeah, a contract. What sort of deal is it? I asked.
[HOST HAS TO PROVIDE THE SYSTEM with A NAME AND WHAT SHOULD SYSTEM CALL THE HOST ].
Hmm, so I have to name the system and tell it what it should call me.
"your name is 'Cecilia' and you should call me ' the sexiest edgelord'. "(even though I wasn't one) I was kidding, and suddenly a message popped in front of me.
Wait, WHAT is this some joke? I was kidding, and please stop it.
[NEGATIVE, DOWNLOADING A NEW AI FOR 'THE sexiest EDGELORD' TO INTERACT WITH].
It's embarrassing hearing my alias fist handed, as blood was rushing with a full-throttle toward my face, it turned into a tomato red color.
[HOST CHOOSE ONE OF THE AI SYSTEMS]
there was a list of all sorts of the human type, but I didn't bother to look at it. My face was still down and was burning red. Without looking with a sudden panic, I chose one from the list.
[INITIATING THE AI, A BUBBLY GIRL WITH SOME CERTAIN SARCASTIC TENDENCIES].
Wait, WHAT aaaaaaaaaaa again? Why am I acting like a child? It's irritating, fuck this system.
[Don't fuck me, my dear 'THE sexiest EDGELORD' Master. Is my almighty master is a creep or a narcissist].
SAY, WHAAAAAAAT the system talking back to me, and like totally, how an average person would speak.
[don't call me a system, my THE sexiest EDGELORD, please contact me by the name you provided, my THE sexiest EDGE LORD].
She just giggled, didn't she, the voice was still of an angel, but her attitude was like a devil.
It went well, like totally great. What the actual fuck .Cecelia, can I change my alias.
[NO, you can't].
Oh, that's a bummer. So then, Cecilia, tell me about yourself, how do you function, and what was the loan stuff you took from me, are you some loan shark, and how does magic work.
[woho hold your questions, my sexy edgelord, first, I was a human-like you before. While I reincarnated here as an AI, you reincarnated here, as a Human. Second, I can't tell you I'm an AI with many clothes on. You have to peel them off one by one. Third, the system's currency is EP (EMOTIONAL POINTS); you earn them when someone feels strong emotions toward]
[my dashing sexy edgelord, completes a mission ].
[The last one I will tell you later on with time.]
Hmm, about those unorthodox methods. Cecilia, what are they.
[teehee].
Did she 'teehee' me, "you know you are just a system now, not a real human being." I felt like she was sad, way to go, jerk. Even though she's a system, Cecelia has normal emotions, like me.
"Tell me about them."
[The first one is, kill fifty male human beings, twenty-five females and then three children. Then absorb their mana and mana core. Your talent will turn into '-E.' Then, you have to kill the double number of people to get one grade higher mana core (mana core is mana talent). ]
[You will become a demonic magic user, it's one of the easiest methods with low life risks. tee-hee.]
Wait, WHAT .....you know that I've killed a person before, but I was never a mass murderer.
So tell me the second one.
[A dragon's essence, kill one and then---]
I spilled the glass of water I was holding onto a very beautiful red and golden checkers bed-sheet.
Oh, does that mean you are telling me to drink a dragon's semen? No way in hell I will do that.
[hah hah ahhahhahhahhhhhaaaaaahhha], why are you laughing, you maniac of a system.
My cheeks flushed even though I was embarrassed. I knew that my face must be looking so handsome even in this kind of approach.
[You are a narcissist, MY SEXY EDGELORD ], you you you... Stop looking into my mind.
[yes and no, it is not semen, but blood and dragons are powerful. If you try to hunt down a real one, MY SEXY EDGELORD will lose its edge. ].
So what is the last one?
[ANIMA regulation is opening your, every pour of your body for mana and anima recognition. The anima is the purest kind of mana. Suppose one directly regulates it into their body. In that case, they will instantly die but fret not, MY SEXY EDGELORD, I the most incredible system will help you go through it without you breaking. But, it will still hurt like hell, and like real hell].
You are also becoming a narcissist like me, aren't you?
[who cares about that ].
I do because you will be the one bickering in my head for the rest of my life, not me.
[so what will your choice be, my dear THE SEXY EDGELORD ] she was getting a kick out of this, didn't she?.
"THE THIRD ONE," I said these words without hesitation, but it was still scary, how much pain will I have to suffer again. aaaahhhh.
[don't worry 'MY SEXY EDGELORD' It's not going to happen today.]
I looked outside the window on the second floor. The sun was at it's highest, so it was noon, and the shining sun looked like a bulb that was glowing a thousand times more than a standard bulb does.
Sun Rays were shining all around, giving it a summer season shinning vibe. Everything was turning lazy as the small wind brushed my hair. I closed my eyes, resting my chin, and head into the window. Suddenly a cold kiss awoke me. It was water.
Shival and bell were playing together with water . It seemed so fun as they were both hoping and jumping around like sweet angels in this midday, even though it must be exhausting. It looked like fun, so I thought I would play with them too.
[are you a kid or what MY SEXY EDGELORD ].
Yes, I am in a kid's body, so technically, I am one, and it looks fun.
I looked at the mirror in front of me, an angel was standing, and then I whispered, "see you again handsome." With this type of face, who would not want to make this a daily ritual, a thing.
I took to step downstairs.
[there is WORRY emotion directed toward host +0.10 EP]
[there is LOVE emotion directed toward host +0.10 EP]
"Where are you going pear" she was worried; even though she looked beautiful with that face, I disliked it. I never want to see this type of expression on my mom's flawless face.
"Shival and bell were playing outside, so I thought I should also go and play with them." she smiled and then nodded. "OK, go ahead dear but don't hurt yourself " I beamed my happiest smile at her, and then she also smiled with the equal or more radiance.
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"WHY? ARE YOU HERE, WE ARE NOT GONNA PLAY WITH A CRY BABY LIKE YOU. GO TO YOU YOUR ROOM AND SLEEP, IDIOT" what is the major problem with this guy? Why can't he be gentle like others, he's like my previous life brother, and I wouldn't say I like it. You are the one who is an idiot, and you jerk asshole.
"LET'S GO BELL WE DO NOT PLAY WITH SISSY'S" bell was confused; she did not know what to do, so she began to cry with those cute eyes and then ran toward home.
"SEE, YOU MADE HER CRY TOO, YOU ARE SUCH AN IDIOT. "you should get your eyes to check asshole, you are the one who made her cry; wait, What am I doing.
I am older than him, so I should just let go.
He stomped his feet on the ground and went to the direction where the bell went while mumbling something about me being a total idiot.
DOES MY BROTHER HATE ME?
[there is ANGER emotion directed toward host +0.10 EP]
[there is HATE emotion directed toward host +0.10 EP]
[there is ANXIETY emotion directed toward host +0.10 EP].
WHAT the actual fuck is the problem with this child.
Suddenly a massaged popped in front of my vision with the same, irritating voice it's said.
[FIRST MISSION]
[DETAILS: WHY YOUR BROTHER IS ANGRY AT YOU ]
[REWARD: 10 EP
A piece of information about the previous owner]
[FAILURE: INCREASING HATRED OF YOUR BROTHER TOWARD YOU MAY OR MAY NOT TURN OUT TO BE DANGEROUS FOR THE sexiest EDGELORD.]