Chereads / How to get a Girlfriend. / Chapter 17 - Chapter 17

Chapter 17 - Chapter 17

"Stay here, I'm going to take the trash out okay?"

"Got it, Onii-san."

[Shit, I need to hurry! I have to remove these inappropriate magazines of mine!]

"Hurry up, onii-san!"

"Can you just wait!?"

"You can come in now."

"Okay!"

[Shit another magazine!]

Haruo managed to get in time, he sits on his inappropriate magazine.

"You're, onii-san"

"I-it's a little hot here, you know."

Akari keeps looking around.

"So this is your room? Heh... So you're an otaku, huh?

"Yes, it is my room and yes, I'm an otaku. You have problems with that?"

"But you seem too civilized and smart compared to an otaku!"

[Huh? Are you looking down on us otakus because of our hobbies? Apologize to all the otakus in the world!]

Haruo hides his inappropriate magazine under his bed, but Akari is so close at the magazine's area.

"Hey! So um, let's have some drinks, could you go get some?"

"I'm the guest here! you're supposed to be the one to give me something!"

"I-is that so? haha!"

"You're really sweating, here let me wipe it for you."

Akari accidentally step in to an inappropriate magazine, and slide.

[Shit!]

"E-eh?! So you read porn magazines! Onii-san, you pervert."

Endless minutes have passed.

"Thank you for letting us inside Mrs. Katsumi."

"Take care!"

"Let's meet again some day, onii-san."

Haruo decided not to respond

[Like hell I will!]

"Phew…"

[They're finally gone]

"I need to go upstairs and take a nap…"

Haruo then proceed to go upstairs and open his room.

"WHAT THE-?! How The hell!? Why are you here karima…?!"

"Yo! Haruo how's it been?"

"Damn you... What do you want?"

"Oh I just happen to pass by… Anyway who's that little brat?"

"Tch.. She's family friend AND GET OUT this my room!"

"Heh… I like this side better than that wuss… Fine see you around…"

Karima then jumps out of the window.

Beep beep beep

(7:00 AM)

[Was that a dream? I must say, that's the weirdest dream ever.]

"*Yawn* Good morning mom…"

"Good morning, Son. let's have breakfast."

"Thanks… Anyway, I got to go take a bath. I'm late."

"Okay!"

7:45 am

"I'm off."

"Take care, Haruo!"

Haruo then proceed to go to school, but he hears a familiar voice.

"ONII-SAAAN! ONII-SAAAN!"

"W-what... Akari-chan, Why are you here?!"

"What are you talking about? I'm heading to school!"

"WAIT, WHAT?!"

[WHAT?]

"Ah, you're also studying at Ichinose High right?"

"Isn't it obvious?"

"Then, it's not Haruo onii-san anymore. 1st year Akari Sugawara at your service, Haruo-senpai!"

Haruo heard footsteps getting louder and louder every step. Haruo turned around.

It was Fumiko.

"Geez, Why did you leave me, Haruo?!"

"W-well you're always clinging to me. It's makin—"

"AH! Who's this kid? She's so cute!"

"I don't know her, never met her in my life."

"I was just in your room last night!"

"HUH?! HARUO, WHAT DID YOU DO?! YOU LOLICON!"

"W-WHAT? What are you saying, Akari? Also, Why would you jump into Conclusions like that, Fumiko?!"

"So you do know her!"

"I-i mean, I don't actually know her but I—"

"Senpai was doing perverted things in his room."

"S-Stop! I don't want to hear anymore!"

Out of embarrassment, Fumiko ran inside the school.

"I swear, Fumiko! It's not what you think!"

Haruo looks at Akari fiercely

"Oi, don't spread rumors about me, okay?"

"Then I shall not, Senpai!"

"Stop pulling my uniform. People might get the wrong idea!"

"I-i don't know where my classroom is..."

[Seriously?!]

Haruo escorted Akari to her Classroom. Several Seconds of walking later, Haruo also arrived in their classroom.

He opened the door gently

[It seems that Class haven't started yet.]

Haruo sat at his seat quietly.

Mr. Katsuki (The Bald Teacher) entered the room.

"Today, we'll have a test."

"Test!?"

Everyone shouted

"Yes, a surprise test. To see if you have been studying this past few weeks."

Haruo looks at Ryu and Shun.

"Um, hey, Shun. Have you been studying...?"

"Heh... Of course, I've been studying. For I have to eliminate every member of Dark Reunion, my current knowledge isn't enough to beat the Dark Reunion."

"Why are you asking?! Perhaps, you want to take my knowledge?! I won't let you!"

[This kid.]

"Never mind"

[Ryu and I are on good terms, right? Well, I don't know. I won't be the first one to apologize if we weren't.]

[I'll have to answer only the things I know.]

8:30 am

English…

[This is bad... I didn't study last night I don't know any of these questions]

Math…

[What the hell is the value of the equation of y = –4ײ — 8x — 3!?? And how will I simplify 3v7 — 2v28!?]

Social studies

[Is this the right answer?!]

Science

[Humph… With my omniscient this is a piece of cake! Hmm, a true or false question… "Is this a calculus or not" The

E constant / eulers number

Meaning: e = 2.718281828 hmmm… The Example:

e = lim (1+1/x)x, x?8 is calculus making this a calculus as well! ]

"ALRIGHT TIMES UP!! HAND OVER YOUR PAPERS!"

"How did yours go haruo?"

"Jesus.. Fumiko I think i can't handle more math and calculus"

"heh... You bet.."

"how did yours go fumiko?"

"oh.. whistle it was.. uhmm it was good yeah!"

[She's clearly lying...]

"Greetings mortals! It is i the omniscient god!"

"Oh hey Ishigami, how did yours went I bet you will fail aswell!"

"Heh.. Don't lump me with you mortals i was able to answer everything and I didn't even study"

[Of course that was a lie.. i study all night! But i can't tell them that]

"You're big sister told me that you stayed all night studying.."

"How did you know?!!"

"Hmph! I'm acquainted with your big sister ishigami!"

[That damn sister she's friends with fumiko all this long how could i not know?!!]

"Alright, Shut up all of you.. The score in the exam will be announced tomorrow so.. dismissed!"