Alright, listen up you wonderful readers! This book is a biography of me, your new buddy Lightspeed! Yeah yeah, I know, generic fourth wall breaking is generic, but my good ol' creator guy said it was a good way to introduce myself as a character, gives "familiarity." Would have been better to be a movie though, who doesn't like a superhero movie?

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Apparently, we don't have the budget. Huh.

Anyway! This book is supposed to explain a lot of my life as a superhero! What, expected an origin story? Everyone knows that it's better for those to be revealed later! I also hate backstory explanations, especially my own. Either way, I really hope you enjoy this book about moi and my many, many escapades!