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Chapter 22 - Chapter 20 Wait there’s no cigarettes!!!

"So Roark what do you want to do now," I said and He responded with a shrug I don't know how he did that but let's just move on.

*Sign* I'm mostly disappointed by this event Now I wish I went.

I want to go visit that Cave where that fumblebee was at with The statue I wonder now that I think about it how he's doing.

Wait a minute hold on where Are my cigarettes fuck, fuck, fuck I have not been smoking this entire time That's got to be a new record for me dammit only if I had a cigarette Maybe If I ask Roark if they have cigarettes and where I can get one.

I walked up to Roark Carefully and asked him "Do you know what a cigarette is and if so where do I get one" if he asks me what that is I'll just say something from my homeland But the answer I got from bumped me out "I am sorry Human but what is a cigarette".

When I heard him say that I just told him it's something from my homeland and then it's incredible they have got to have cigars I mean every fantasy world has a cigar.

I asked him if he knew what a cigar was and I'm literally sad by the answer he says no I am just utterly disappointed like I need something to smoke and puff.

Fuck might as well go smoke a plant Or some fucking grass God this is going to keep my tense for a while.

"Hey, Roark can I kill some of your kin just 5 though" He gave me a look of curiosity and so I obliged to let him find out and I said "don't you want to see what happens up close" After I said that his eyes lit up like fireworks and so he simply said was yes and he had five of his kin brought over but he told me to do one at a time so he can watch.

Not gonna lie kind of fucked up but I guess his curiosity got the better of him So I started with the first one closest to me and I immediately stabbed my spear right through its skull and I decided to try something new by having it join my ranks slowly which I immediately regretted because it was disturbing.

I continued killing the other for each one more disturbing sight kill them in different ways cutting when half ripping its head off its body had Rexie crush it with her foot and it just kept getting horrible and horrible As they came back.

I asked him if he was satisfied with that and he said "I am pleased with it very much human" I hate that he calls me human I'm gonna have to start correcting now but I'm too scared to do that like what if he eats me if I do.

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Army count total: 63 + 5 = 68

10 Skeleton wolves

20 Skeleton goblins

3 skeleton kobolds

1 skeleton ground/earth dragon

13 skeleton dire wolves

2 Skeleton owlbears

13 + 5 = 18 skeleton lesser world serpents