Hmmm decisions, decisions, Diane pondered for days If she really should hire an escort. It's not like she had the money just laying around. Plus how desperate would she look having to pay for a guy to be her date? Trying to find a date on the online dating sites were a disaster. Most of the guys were not even her type, she wasn't into older men, but from her experience and the views of most people, younger guys made her cautious. She would rather just stick with her kitty boys.
Her coworkers are pressuring her and even trying to get info on the guy she's bringing.
She for awhile didn't care and slept with any hot guy. What she didn't think she was ever attractive when younger, so she showed herself she could get almost anyone. But when Jane was born, Diane refused to be that type of girl who had to have a guy around all the time. Now nearly six years later, her love life is like the stories she loves to read, fiction. Sure Diane tried, but the guys all lied and played her for just one night or two.
Jane didn't like the idea of her mom even going out to dinner with a guy much less holding hands or kissing one. That is how much Diane shields her daughter. So now she's settling on the thought of never going to be with a guy ever again.
Thursday, three weeks from the party Diane is off, and while Jane is in school, she decides to get a haircut from Louise. He is quite the flamboyant one, no question he is gay. Standing at 5'7 and skin dark as cocoa, his hair is longish on top with shaved sides and back, color is always different when she sees him. Today as she walks in he is sporting turquoise hair and a silver lip ring with an amber bead. Contrasting nicely with his dark brown eyes hidden by white framed glasses.
"Hey Girl!"
"Hi."
"How is it going? Anything new?"
"Not just trying to get through life."
"Are you still cooking?"
"Yea, but the people at my job are a pain."
" OOOHHHH to bad"
"Yea so much drama, I can't keep up."
"Do tell."
"Well let's see Me, and another girl got into it verbally, then she got into it with the lead cook. Another lady keeps bad mouthing me out loud to other coworkers, then she and a girl who know each other got into it. Now the girl who fought with me challenged me to go to her party, and on a date, I don't have. Is that enough to keep you going all day?" Diane finishes
"Oh yes, I have plenty of juicy gossips now. So are you going to find a date?" Louis asks.
"I don't know, they threatened to set me up with one of their friends, but I am not interested in that only because I am aware of them not liking me, it would not be a good match up. I tried those online dating sites, but I just get the usual (in a deep voice) "Hey sexy want to see my dick?" So not going for that." Diane states
Louis is almost swallowing his gum, not used to Diane being so ex-rated, asked her what she intended to do then.
"Well I looked at getting an escort for the evening, but I don't know if I can afford it, and I don't want to hire them for sex, and don't want them to think I will pay for it or expect me to have it at all," Diane explained.
"Well, I know of an escort service, I sometimes work for them and am friends with the owner. Let me call him and find out if he has any discounts going on right now and sex is not allowed." Louis states
"Oh thank you." Diane gushes
Now let's see how lucky she can get.
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"Momma."
"yes."
"Momma."
"What."
"Can we go to the park?"
"Hmmmm."
"Please."
"There it is, yea we can go."
"Let's go, Tommy."
Tommy is their two yr old tuxedo cat, who just might be half dog. He follows them on walks and to the park, plays with the kids. Loves car rides and to ride in shopping carts at stores.
When they get home, Dine puts Jane to bed after a book. Settling with the computer, Diane starts looking for a date.
'Hey, sexy do you like to lick or be fucked?' -Charming
'Would you like to fuck tonight?'- Randy
'Are you freaky babe?'-thundercock
'Let's screw'- Joe
The worst was when there were just pictures of dicks, no words.
Ugh, Diane blocked each of them on her dating site, but the problem is no matter which site it was that's all she ever got. Why, can't people read? It says no one nighters or dirty talk allowed. Diane was not nice when people pissed her off or annoyed her. Yet here she was on the website, where most men were bound to be dicks.
Gentlemanly encounters look more appealing all the time. The thing of it was, though; Diane just wasn't one for stuff like that. She liked to wear baggy old PJ pants and tank with no bra. Jeans and sweatshirt kind of girl. Getting fancy and renting a guy just wasn't for her.
Well its worth a shot, Diane thinks picking up the phone. Hoping it won't bite her in the butt.