The morning Dark Lord was drinking his coffee he leans on his chair and is looking through Dark Castle out in blue skies.
The one faithful morning he remembers his youth how he and his schoolmates visited His Excellency Blond's home.
They were school friends who were upper classmates to young Blond. They saw Blond in his house they played games on his game station.
His friends were sitting in the lounge shouting and running across fields of mushrooms in a video game attempting to avoid obstacles to save the princess in time he said he needs to take a leak.
Young Blond was sitting in a corner feeling isolated from his school friends with dark eyelids from school work.
Dark Lord walks in a corridor and walks to towards restroom to see divorced homemaker preparing snacks for her son's upperclassmen.
Young Lord looks at her and feels temptation to have the desert she has early.
He walks up to her and places his arm down her waist with other squeezing her butt.
"Did your Mr. Blond left you because you not good enough to look after his rejects?"
She speaks nothing but licks her lips and concentrates, completing her dessert.
He feels more tempted to open her up for no for the answer and pushes her waist closer to kitchen top she is standing.
He rubs his groin closer to her and pulls her top down halfway, revealing her chest and bra she is wearing.
"I told you in the name of my royal household to kneel before me and beg for redemption you give me."
She kneels on her knees with her hands shaking in panic to avoid any trouble with her son because her husband abandoned them long ago they cannot afford the trouble.
He spits down the sink and tells her to open his zip and letting her know what she will need to do next she could serve her country.
She strokes her hand down his waist and takes out young Dark Lord's pride and joy, stroking it couple times before she places in her mouth.
When upperclassmen gets tired and leaves joystick to other kid, he could see what desert is taking so long he walks in the kitchen seeing his country's future lord spreading open a homemaker on kitchen counter top.
Her legs open and wrapped around his Dark Lord, keeping her mouth shut and kissing his neck with her plain gaze at his classmate.
"I finish it soon, here is nothing to stare at."
The Dark Lord tells other kid who continues walking in the restroom to look in a mirror, picks between his teeth and check his breath after he spits in the sink.
He walks out and he can see young Dark Lord finished spreading his seed between her.
His classmate walks up to her and asks his Dark Lord to play console in other room because the pause will not last long.
He decided he did not done her from behind yet and would like to practice it while she is fit for it.
He pulls her arm and tells her to bend over he could see her taking off her underwear he could observe her cleaning the fluids dripping from her with it he could be sure the passage is clean enough to start over.
She does as he says and when children done happy playing, they wish good bye to each other thanking for hospitality waves good bye before leaving the household.
***
When our Mage had a positive message over concealed radio transmission from Mr. Simpleton, they left early in a morning to seek justice for the island they sought to leave.
They drove black four wheels drive vehicle made to be bulletproof pass buildings made a century ago but avoided to world war bombs.
They were checking their assault rifles for cartridges and counting bullets before the eventual destination.
Mage was thinking to himself why Detective Simpleton told him to leave Dark Lord to be because four archangels said to him they will open seven gates under the heaven to break the seal they kept locked from us and heaven itself the justice serves.
He thought the reasoning is unusual and why some sort of force should be able to devour the belly of the beast because or Blond or Dark Lord has an appetite for pure insanity of evil but who could cut them dead so easy.
With little time to think they reached their site and Simon drove up the stairs, the Bank of Sinisters forcing passersby to run to side watching black SUV forcing its way to the Nation's Bank.
Simon jumped outside, but he was not wearing his black Swiss style tactical gear. He was wearing royal crimson family attire with a printed paper mask of the Dark Lord, same dress code applied to Mage and Ignacius. When passersby thought they charge their own national bank shooting live rounds in bank security in front of them.
They did wear medals and royal crests it was difficult to say it was not the royal crimson family taking up violence on the street.
The team charged the Bank of Sinisters, shooting security guards down, avoiding leaving anybody breathing able to use firearms.
They hit blond lady's head over the counter because she was too slow to tell them where is the key to the safe. Simon took his handgun and forced her throat, explaining to her he will shoot it better than from his testicles.
She had a tear in her eyes and pointed her finger to the draw where they found the vault master key.
Simon said thank you to the blond lady. "We will fock later once I cash my check in darling."
Our heroes were taking a corridor to the vault when Simon saw passing him by a Bank Manager with his name badge saying Carl Pirdila.
He made roundhouse kick and cracked his skull to wall.
"Take this satanic manager."
When our heroes run outside with holding top secret government documents, money, crown jewelry and digital stock market keys plus couple gold bars they realized themselves surrounded by incoming police force.
The boot of their black SUV opened over seeing police vehicles towards them but the grandmother look alike stood up pushing her tired hairy leg out of the boot wearing royal family dress.
She stood up, looking at speeding police vehicles towards her, gave a good stretch to her back from side to side and picked up her rocket launcher.
She took the safety lid off, aimed and fired at police carnage of transport.
The round of corner a white van started its engine and with screeching wheels made a round turn from parking space.
Two window cleaners from the van opened their side doors with big motto logo We Clean it for U, ahead of burning and tilted police transport and waved their hands at our heroes.
The cosplay of the royal family run inside their transport and drove off.
"Blast, this skirt waist is not mine." He pulled paper mask off and opened a bottle of lager.
"Yes Detective Simpleton, I think skirts and dresses never suited you."
They all laughed.
"But I am sure I gave them a big one."
Once they lost their stolen transport, they sit in Detectives Simpleton wide car and drove to a pub Pig Pit have their well deserved drinks.
After a few drinks they meet couple cute girls talking about Disco down the road from where they are.
"Oh, you are Detective Mr. Simpleton. We are sure we meet one."
Two cute Japanese girls laughed.
"What a coincidence, we were planning to cut our business trip short before we head back home to Japan but I think we are ok to have a delightful dance."
"I am sure my nephews would be more than happy to escort you."
Our Detective Simpleton pours the last pint of lager to his mouth and leaves home to watch tomorrow's news about four archangels promise they sent from heavens to save our earth.
Bob and Dylan were standing in the corner and smiling at our young heroes, thinking they meet excellent partners for tonight.
They waved their hands, smiling.
"Good luck lads! We think we stay here for few more drinks before we crawl back to our beds."
Ignacius walks to two girls to say he learned about them from his uncle Simpleton.
"I think my uncle said we are free to escort you to disco tonight in case no good dance partners."
"Yeh, I think he mentioned something."
Nami looks at her sister and smiles, who is looking at their drinks menu.
Simon is so drunk he stumbles on Ignacius' shoulder, holding a cocktail of whiskey and energy drink, looking to learn the conversation.
"We must enjoy tonight because stargazing told me it is the right tonight."
Our girls laughed and offer him a few more drinks before they would see him fit, have them out on a date tonight.
"Ok, guys, you know what I told you about drinking and dating beautiful women?"
"Roger that, captain Crimson, but we done for tonight?"
"Yeah, it is true and I think I am ok to see you out of this pub before you vomited here."
They left for a dance floor to see performing a guest DJ Kuku Kola.
The place was so great and music swinging the atmosphere well they started dancing under disco floor.
"I think this tune beats harder than drunk police officer when you on the drunk on the floor."
"I think this beats harder than grandmothers pain killers."
"No! I think it beats harder than drunk father from the bar."
"Nope. It beats harder than pandemia."