"SHIT! SHIT! SHIT! SHIT!!!! I JUST F*CKED UP SO HARD! Damn I'm probably going to get fired over this whole thing," Nicola is currently in a state commonly known as being screwed. "Well it isn't like anyone has to know about this. I could probably keep it under the radar until I fix it." Nicola suddenly heard a crash, turned toward the sound and saw a woman standing in front of a broken window.
"Keep what under the radar?" Nicola jumped through the roof in surprise almost breaking his skull.
"Jeez! Karen what did I say about what did I say about the door," Nicola said as he climbed back into his seat with a face full of sweat.
"Eh, door are overrated any ways. Now back to you, what did you mess up this time?" Karen question.
"Nothing," Nicola said quickly. as he turned his back to the wall and scrunched up in a corner hiding the contents of a tablet that he was holding.
"C'mon just tell me." Karen begged, " I promise I won't tell anyone." she grabbed at Nicola's tablet repeatedly to try to see what he was hiding, but each time Nicola slapped away her hand. Until finally,
" Yay! I got it, now lets see." She said playfully. Karen's face suddenly turned dark immediately. " Oh my Gods I hadn't thought it would've even been possible to f*ck up so hard. Alright we got to go kill that guy right now."
" How are we even going to go down there? There is no way that we could get past EMP." Nicola protested.
" I already got it covered so just shut up." While Nicola was debating if it was even worth it to go to that monster or just to stay here he suddenly got grabbed by Karen and was immediately rushed(kidnaped) out of the room.
Karen and Nicola raced across the frankly far too large hall past millions of doors to the end where EMP the receptionist stood. Right before got in EMP's line of sight she put down Nicola and instead kept a tight grip on Nicola dragging him along, " Welcome what can I do for you two today," EMP greeted.
" Hi could I check out new office EMP?" Karen said out of breath.
" Sure. But what is Nicola doing with you?" Empfangschef said as he handed Karen a key.
" I just wanted to uh kill people in front of Nicola, I guess?" (Whether this statement was a question or a statement has tormented people with far to much time for many decades to come.) As Karen said this she pinched Nicola, Nicola barely managed to stop his laugh at such an obvious lie thanks to Karen's pinch. Fortunately, EMP didn't really care because of issues that will be discussed later.
Here is your key." EMP handed a key that was completely white and kind of looked transparent. All in all, it was just a cool key.
"Now just continue down to the left of me . . . ," the receptionist pointed his left hand down the path of a hallway, ". . . and then when you see an elevator sign, go inside and put in the key. Once you do press the office button you will be taken there." EMP instructed.
"Thanks I will be going now." Karen and the panicking Nicola rushed to the left of EMP to the elevator. Once they had reached their destination the elevator doors opened and they stepped inside. Karen stuck out her hand to Nicola, " Give it here," Nicola handed the key to his office, Karen smacked Nicola on the back of the head in response
"What was that for I handed you the key!?" Nicola questioned.
"For being stupid," Karen criticized, " now give me the key to my new office."
"What the hell aren't we going to kill that guy? Why would you want to go to your new office?" Nicola question.
" He still remembers right." Karen said as if talking to a small child, " So if we just charge in their we are going to get killed immediately." I already called Minos and he should be able to help us take that guy down, So just hand me the key already." Nicola gave her the correct one this time.
"Geez you didn't have to say it so condescendingly," Nicola muttered. Karen put the key into the keyhole and then pressed the office button. When the doors later opened It had revealed a white room that was completely empty except for a single man that was wearing shorts and a tank top but had with him a very business like briefcase with his back to them, this man is Minos. Minos turned around to see the Karen and Nicola.
"All right so I pretty much got everything set up so you guys just need to step right here with the key to Nicola's key." Minos threw down the briefcase onto the floor and it immediately exploded into a circular platform, " When you get there you should have a really big gun and-"
"Wait, a gun?" Nicola and Karen questioned in unison.
"A gun is an-" Minos exclaimed.
"I know what a gun is, don't know about Nicola, but I know what a gun is. Why are you just giving us a gun shouldn't we have a huge laser or super bomb to kill that guy not just a gun." Karen said.
"Well he shouldn't be as tough to deal with as before, so it shouldn't be a problem with the gun that I give you," Minos assured.
"But-" Karen said.
"Have I ever let you down before." Minos questioned. Karen fell silent for a second thinking, and then
"Alright fine. C'mon Nicola step on," Karen and Nicola stood on the platform and after Minos pressed some buttons a screen popped in front of the two office workers saying:
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Destination: 3737801A | office |
Time: 10 | seconds |
Owner: Nicola | Keeper |
Operator: Minos | Flow |
Inventory: ╾━╤デ╦︻(▀̿Ĺ̯▀̿ ̿) | Gun |
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Karen and Nicola both deep breaths to prepare for the up coming fight which would be there most difficult obstacle in a long time. Then a light blinded all vision and all that could have been seen was white and they heard a voice,
"10!"
"9!"
"8!"
"7!"
"6!"
"5!"
"4!"
"3!"
"2!"
"1!"
When the light was gone they stood in a grassy plain with green blades of grass dancing across it, trees shaking from the cool breeze that kept the sun's heat from being to hot. The sky was clear and the blue seemed like an ocean in the sky with birds swimming gracefully in it. Enough boring descriptions, basically it is a nice place.
Karen and Nicola looked around the area and thankfully for them the grass was low and the entire area was easily visible. When they looked around they could see a naked man, Karen ran up to the naked man and checked his pulse, "Is he alive?" Nicola asked.
"Yep. Just knocked out." Karen replied. Then, suddenly they heard Minos's voice, " What are you doing kill that guy.
"Why would we kill some random nudist?" Nicola questioned.
"What do mean some random nudist, that's him." Minos replied.
"But he wasn't a human." Karen asked.
"That is still definitely him the ▀̿▀▀̿▀ is reacting to him." Minos confirmed, "come to think of it he was wearing a weird cloak and that could've messed with the intel."
"But how could a human have been that strong." Nicola said.
"Well if this guy taught us one thing it's that he can make anything possible." Minos responded.
"Yep." Nicola and Karen said in unison.
"It also could've been another one of Nicola's mistakes." Minos said, "after all he shouldn't be unconscious or naked. So he might've somehow changed his species."
"Yep." Nicola and Karen said in unison.
"Wait a second, hey I may mess up sometimes but not that badly." Nicola rebutted.
"Dream big Nicola, if you try hard, really hard, you might get there one day." Karen said in a comforting tone.
"Shut up!" Nicola said.
"Did I hurt your feelings? What can I do to help?" Karen said in a doting tone.
"Did you have to say that so seriously." Nicola said. Then the two workers grabbed their guns that were regular sized, until they gripped the handle and it wrapped around their hands into huge guns that were the size of a skyscraper easily. They pointed it at the young man, but before it hit them there was a giant earthquake and it shook the workers but it didn't shake their balance.