The legendary truck-san, that was the last thing I saw. honestly I wish that when I died to truck-kun I wish it could have been me saving someone but no, it just had to be me that wasn't saved. In case it isn't clear I if I had to compare how most people die to truck-san i died the worst. I died because I had a brain fart. the whole thing happened right outside my neighborhood convenience store. I just finished buying some snacks and was about to go home and play some league of legends but while crossing the road I realized I foregone something. Turns out it was to buy some cat food. Long story short I forgot something and like an idiot stopped to think what i forgot about in the middle of the road and got hit by a truck.
Now back to the present, my name is Zhou wuji currently I don't know where I am but it is really dark and I think think this is the part were i meet God an he says "you weren't supposed die like that" and then send me to another world to cultivate or something. Oh there it is.
3rd person view
A humanoid figure shrouded in light appeared "Wow you really are a loser, to die in the middle of the road to a truck because you forgot to buy cat food" said the human shaped figure of light.
" Well its not my fault people don't know how to stop when they see a person stopped on a crosswalk. I really hope whoever ran me over gets sued, like seriously why do people not know how to stop a truck or a car." Zhou said. " besides who are you anyway and if you are God and gonna reincarnate me could you please give me a cool boost or something."
"Well I can and I guess it would give me some entertainment but, I wonder, can you do something to entertain me now." Said the figure of light." If you can then I might reincarnate you, honestly the only reason you are here right now is because I watched you die and it was hilarious, I honestly just wanted to make fun of you and see your reaction but it was pretty boring. Other then how you died everything else is boring but you have already got me interested because you actually asked me to reincarnate you and didn't even wait for me to give you an option." "I think you can entertain me but for now try and entertain me."
" Well I'm not good at comedy and I doubt that I have anything to entertain you with so how about we just say I entertained you and were good, after all there is no one else here but you and me, and I still can't even see your face so I can't even tell, how about it." Zhou asked
"interesting" is what the figure of light said, then he continued with it " you have already entertained me a lot after all I have been really bored and most people die of old age, suicide, saving someone, and accidents, but the way you died didn't seem like a normal accident and it seemed like you just being abnormally stupid, still you are the most interesting one so far, normally anyone I bring here is confused and feels like they died to quick, still you seemed like you expected this. that doesn't matter though because it's funny watching someone try to make a deal when they have no leverage or anything to exchange."
after that exchange of words both sides were silent and then all of the scenery changed for Zhou which stunned him. Never did he expect that that would actually work and he would be reincarnated.