After a long night of not being able to sleep its 6 am and i am wide awake just laying in my bed when all of a sudden i hear a noise in the diatance oh shit its my neighbor something is going on next door. I call the police andet them know there is a disturbance next door by the time they got there the whole town was horrified to find out that linda a woman who has lived next to me for 12 years was brutally murdered along with her husband and thiere 3 children the only thing left was another little man with a hatchet drawn in blood again i ask myself WTF IS GOING ON IN MY TOWN? me and Seven have had a rough few days but still we go out for a walk to the store we start noticing that there are more and more people with face paint walking the streets so by now im thi king this is it this is how we die were gonna be murdered by some maniac with his face all painted up. But this is not that day as one came withing stricking distance i rared back and hit him as hard as i could i knocked his ass out so i told seven okay i did my part ill cover us while you carry the body back to the house. So i pulled out my colt .45 and seven picked up the body we took it to the house i chained him to a chair i bolted to the ground and then we waited for him to regain consciousness. When he finally came to his first word were kinda muttered but we understood what he said and it sent chills down our spines he said so you think you can stop us hahahaha you have no idea what a juggalo is do you my friends well let me tell you were blood thirsty deranged serial killer clowns who dont give a fuck we will take your town and all the lives that are here within starting with your next of kin.