(9/22/20Authors note: thanks for waiting i got school and I actually have to physically go to school so there a lot of hours and home work so thanks for waiting and, here)
When I got to school today, everybody was acting all strange around me, and at first I didn't know WHAT was up.
Then I remembered: I still had the Cheese Touch from LAST year. I got the Cheese Touch in the last week of school, and over the summer I COMPLETELY forgot about it.
The problem with the Cheese Touch is that you've got it until you can pass it on to someone else. But nobody would even get within thirty feet of me, so I know I was gonna be stuck with the Cheese Touch for the whole school year.
Luckily, there was a new kid named Jeremy Pindle in homeroom, so that took care of THAT problem.
My first class was Pre-Algebra, and the teacher put me right next to Alex Aruda, the smartest kid in the whole class.
Alex us SUPER easy to copy off of, because he always finishes his test early and puts his paper down on the floor next to him. So if I ever get in a pinch, it's nice to know I can count on Alex to bail me out.
Kids whose last names start with the first few letters of the alphabet get called on the most by the teacher, and that's why they end up being the smartest.
Some people think that's not true, but if you want to come down to my school, I can prove it.
I can only think of ONE kid who broke the last-name rule, and that's Peter Uteger. Peter was the smartest kid in the class all the way up until the fifth grade.
That's when a bunch of us started giving him a hard time about how his initials sounded when you said them out loud.
These days, Peter doesn't raise his hand at ALL, and he's pretty much a C student.
I guess I feel a little bad about the whe P.U. thing and what happened to Peter. But it's hard not to take credit whenever it comes up.
Anyway, today I got pretty decent seats in all my classes except seventh-period History. My teacher is Mr. Huff, and something tells me he had Rodrick as a student a few years back.
"Mr. Heffley, you'll be sitting in this chair next to my desk."