The Karen was shopping, as all Karen's do. She went into an isle, was upset and complained.
She wanted the manager, and she wanted him bad!
She found him after threatening to take everyones jobs.
He said "Ma'am, we don't fire employees just because your coupon expired."
That's when it began... She turned into her ultimate form like a zoid or gundam.
She was angry, she had her weird shoes, and she was in rare form.
She took her scarf that she would brag about to the other school moms and used it.
She shook it in their faces, the cheap itchy fabric.