The status menu disappeared when I don't want to see it anymore. Now I need to deal with this sassy child...
A fiction headache appeared, followed by a blood rush, and forefinger to the front "You can introduce yourself now, unknown hazardous brat"
Her forehead veins tightened "No-no-no. You go first! salty-ass-prick"
"I love your compliment, donkey-stone"
"Me too, sycophantic-wannabe"
"Reluctant homophobe"
"Master of Assholery"
"Egocentric fuckhead"
"Grody Gobshite!"
"Cockalorum!"
"Snollygoster!"
"Pillock!!"
"..."
"..."
Wind breezed
...
She Is definitely Me, alright. That's settled
"I think we both know the identity of both sides"
"I hate to admit it but you're right"
It surprisingly took a while to convince myself, that both of us have the personality of the same person...
But!! This might be one of the Mr. Sarkha-the-Asshole fuckery because of boredom event. I still need more evidence to prove my abnormal anxiety about this child's real identity!! even though it was ready settled a couple of paragraphs ago
Because not only does she have my way of thinking, but also the memory before the judgment day!! — I hate this ...
Both of us is held our chin
This situation is mind-bending fuckery, but still... We need every help we can get. Considered; we don't have any food supplies, shelter, and a speck of information about this place. I also don't like the idea of working together with a person that one-hundred percent resembled me entirely. Furthermore — we must regulate our share, which is a pain in the ass in the long run
[New Quest! _
Survive!
Reward: 1.000 Soul Essence
Sub-Quest: Destroy the Golem Core!
Possible loot: Mana Crystal, Golem Vein
Bonus-Reward: 10.000 Soul Essence]|
A digital screen popped up in front of us
"What is this!?"
One of the afloat goliath rune-engraved rock in the sky started to brazenly emit a blue visible light wave
My clone shouted "The sky is bright! But it seems like the sky is not my frickin' future!"
The wafted rock attracted more floated rock, resulted in a giant boulder assembled a flying humanoid upper body torso of gargantuan rock!
It hovered the green meadow, and the tiny head seemed locked its target upon our frightened mentality
"A-Are you sure we can defeat that flying boulder?"
"Do you meant the Sub-Quest? Fuck the system Quest! Heck, I don't even know if we're still alive when those colossus hand tries to pummel the ground!" Gestured her hands to the gargantuan
Then our eyes met, It appeared we have the same conclusion for this kind of circumstance ...
Switched to the opposite direction, with right leg shoved into the ground in front
"RUN!!!!!" both of us cried
We began to sprint into the corner of the grassland. A forest with a visible humongous purplish tree, around one hundred meters from here. Our target for possible survival
No sound was created other than our scrambled vicious footstep throughout the meadow. With tails between our legs. We already sprinted twenty meters away from the Golem
Stopped, we took a painful breath in and out after the fright jog "Huft, that thing is massive! It was about half the size of a frickin' sperm whale!"
She also gasped "Yeah ... I hope it doesn't pursue us ... "
I looked behind, hoped the giant only sighted us as a mere harmless ant and let us go peacefully
But what I got was a giant torso golem glided in our direction at a considerable speed
"Shit! Shit! SHIT!"
She's paled startled "W-what happen!?"
"Keep running you fool!!"
Dived through the breath of the wild. With sluggish movement, both of us ran and ran across this green field. Our heartbeat is more constant than an overclocked motorcycle engine. We already reached the fifty-meters mark! but it seemed like both of us can't resume this unbearable struggle anymore
Wavered, we then ceased our obvious chase to the forest. Arms on knees, sweat showered our bodies like mountain morning dew
"d-do we lose it!?"
"I-I don't know"
We gradually turned our head, hoped that the golem doesn't follow us anymore
But the Golem is there, right behind us. Stared at us menacingly. Faltered our hope once again
As usual, my hypocrite mind won't think so "Hahaha, I think it's not hostile at us"
"Y-yeah, the system is bullshit after all!"
The afloat torso boulder raised its hand slowly above its head, snail speed. Slowly gaining momentum
No more sparkled wonderland on our thoughts, any more self-delusion is a severe affliction
She furiously scratched her hair "Ahaha, I don't think that was a friendly gargantuan gesture"
"Yeah... So what? we're gonna sat here and done nothing instead?"
A perfect moment to falter our hope
But despite overwhelmed by the fatigue. My idiot-self grinned like crazy
Once again, a moment passed gracefully in this barren visible future
I stood with glee "Hey bucko, wanna race into that forest?"
She grinned "Heh, I won't help you if you slipped, dumbass"
It's not about surviving anymore. It's all about the pride, dignity of someone who will do everything to survive. What will my soul porter of annoyance mumble if I died right after being ridiculed in this midget body? There is no such thing as a painless effort to achieve something impossible, when we say it ourselves even though plausible is not even near nigh
Our stamina might be mockable, but for sure we have the mind of an undying hypocrite. We defy our own beliefs! And just like that, we readied our stance
"I'll wait for you at the finish line!"
"Said the slowpoke!"
We determined to ran more once again. The Golem hand began to accelerate into the ground at more visible velocity, but the acceleration of the strike, the moment it will land on the ground is predictable
A periodic small rush to our haven, we calculated the interval of the smash
Just right before it reached the earth. Both of us leaped. The air shockwave blasted our body far enough until we reached the sixty-meter mark
Instinctively. Both of us secured our landing — rolled on the ground until we stand
As adrenaline pushed us more and more, we ran proudly again with satisfaction. Even if every step is ever excruciating, an extreme rush of blood through every nook and cranny. My vision is blurry, but nothing will go wrong if we just rushed straight!
I counted every step that I made
Ten meters left!
I began to accelerate more. Damn! I can't feel my goddamn legs!
"Huft huft, GHUAAA!!!"
I ran more and more!! More than I could ever in my whole life!! Numbness overwhelm, drool spittled as I tighten my teeth
It was an eternity of bliss. Until, I crashed my head into something. all of the pumped blood pressure has erupted from the overused muscle. Therefore, excreted all of my wills to move and rendered me lifeless on the ground
But after a couple of minutes passed. My mind is clearer than before, especially my dissipated adrenaline surge came from hyperventilating
I tried to examine my surrounding. I was surprised that I'm already inside of the otherworldly forest, luckily be able to avoid a couple of trees in my madman sprint
"Now, where is that brat?"
I go deeper into the forest, and there she is! This child goes farther than I do...
But unlike me who banged my head into a tree, she crashed her head into a hard-ass boulder — prone lifeless on the ground
Now, after conscious about the head crashing. I rubbed my head to look for a wound, founded some blood on my forehead
"This is not a big deal... "
I'm more concerned about my doppelganger. She's still unconscious, and there is a tiny puddle of blood right beside her
Subsequently, I flipped her body laid down on the ground. I saw the wound on her forehead. After deducted the damage I got and compare it with her, the collision must have cracked her skull... At least her heart and oxygen circulation is still being pumped by the heart. It wasn't bleak anymore
"You little rock-head — don't you die here ..."
This is earth, I can still use my knowledge here — but I need to search for two peculiar plants, the easy one for my need. I diligently discerned any object on my sight, until I founded it
The low-growed, ground-hugging plants that display short, thick stems and rosettes of dark, shiny, oval, or egg-shaped leaves measured about six inches long and four inches wide. A leafless stalk rising above the plant sports spiky clusters of tiny green flowers in late summer — it was a little different than my description but it almost fit those. I found it near the bush that I saw right beside the boulder
A plantain herb
...
I'm not sure about this, it was darker than the real plantain herb — well, who cares! I'm just going to snatch this one!
"Shit!" I pulled the leaves with both hands, it was surprisingly durable. is this really a plantain herb?
Irritated. I munched this bitter flavored weird herb, then spit out all of the herbs on top of the brat wound
...
It looked disgusting
I tried to tore my one-piece clothes in the stomach area to wrap the herb tight in this brat head. Too bad that I don't have any strength left, and I'm not sure if this body of mine can do it with full strength either
I pressed the herb and left it like that
"Phew, that was tiresome. Even if this is a female body, I have to keep my dignity"
...
I wonder — this body came in a set with white short pants and one-piece clothing, and now I started to believe that Sarkha is not just an asshole, but also a tremendous sicko pervert ...
I can't hold it anymore. My consciousness began to fade away
"Goodnight there, sleepyhead~"
My body limply fell like a tree
...
[ Quest Accomplished! _
Reward: 1.000 Soul Essence]|