"Imm…"
As soon as he wake up and stretch out, he felt that he had hit something hard and drowsily frown. He is hugging his pillow so there's no way to hit that. And the thing that he hit is not soft like a pillow.
When he try hard to open his eye lids to see what was that, in front of his eyes is a face.
"Uhh..!"
His eyes open wide and fall off from the bed together with his pillow.
"Ah, tsk tsk..."
Because of that sudden fall, he has to touch his back and tsk. Of course, his back still feel uneasy due to last night adult plays with that model bro.
He stare with wide eyes to the white man who suddenly get up to see when he fall off. From where did this foreigner come? Even if I did sleep walk and went to the club and have a night with this one, at most I would go to hotel. I'm sure that this foreigner probably couldn't get to my home.
"Who are you?"
(Ps. he said that with English language.)
As he stare straightly at that man, he stand up quickly. That man still look at him even after he had stand up.
"I'm Vincent."
(Ps. and he said that with Ni Sway's country language, Myanmar.)
Oh, if he can speak in Myanmar then speak early. I even felt embarrassed for the early moment before. Ni Sway tilt his eyes towards that strange man and look carefully. The golden hair, ocean blue eyes, broad chest, fair skin tone, and the look is exactly like the Europeans.
Ahem, you're foreigner for sure and how you able to speak in Myanmar! It's no way possible!
"Vincent, so when did you get to my house?"
"Last night.."
Hmm, he can speak in Myanmar fluently! Oh, he is also handsome, too. But where did I find him? Did I actually go to club last night?
Even so, I don't think I would play something like that with him. Although I'm a BI, I really hate to have injury. I mean they are really big and with that I would like to stay in hospital for a week.
"Where do you come from?"
"Camelot."
"Wh..what??"
"From Camelot."
When Ni Sway suddenly grab the phone on his bed, that Westerner's look follows him every movements.
As for Ni Sway, he has a small problem. Should I send that fool to a police station or a mental hospital? I've heard that if somebody informs about the mental patient to the hospital, that hospital fund some money for the informer. Imm, getting funds is also not a bad idea. That stranger even thought that he had came from Camelot so sending him to the mental hospital is the best way.
"What's that?"
When Ni Sway is googling about the mental hospital's phone number, the white man point his phone and asked. He trembles and threw away his phone because of that sudden voice and at last he has to catch his phone back before falling onto the floor. Ahh, I bought this phone last two days!
"This thing is called phone. It is used to communicate with others."
Ni Sway answered those words clamly. As he have seen many scenes like this in novels in his novelist lifetime, he is sure to handle this problem.
Stinky car : Pfft, you must be stepping on the poop.
When the alert from messenger come up, it is from the group chat that he is asking about the mental hospital, Nay Min.
That nickname, stinky car was automatically owned by him because of the popular news within the celebrities not long ago.
(Ps. in Myanmar, there has been some popular news about the actor Nay Min because of his gossiping about other celebrities. In his chatting he said about the Stinky car and it became a slang for having problems with others, especially for wars between fandoms.)
Analgesic balm : What, you went to club last night? Ahh, why didn't you tell me about that. If so I think I can get a relationship there.
Stinky car : Then, go to La Thar, okay?
Big head : Guys, do you all recognize that a fool is still on my bed?!
Analgesic balm : Are you now sleep even with a fool, Ni Sway? Hmm, it can say that your bed emperor is quite broad. But what about the record that you didn't let anyone to sleep at your home?
Stinky car : Or is that raw material for his new series?
Big head : Stop saying bull s**t and help me to think about how this guy get into my house. Yikes, he even try to stand up! Remember not to spend drinking all my life insurance premiums!
Analgesic balm : Hee hee, I'll donate them for sure. Ni Sway, left them to me and rest in peace now. You know that I'm more trustworthy than Stinky car.
Stinky car : I'm start praying for Ni Sway to rest peacefully. That's me who was more reliable than Analgesic balm.
"What are you doing?"
As Ni Sway was busy swaying at his useless friends in the group chat, Vincent sit up and asked him and so he stepped back automatically. But he forgot about the blanket he stepped on and fall off onto the floor again.
"Ughhhh...!"
His cry was loud but not enough to hear from neighbors' rooms as the rooms were built to be soundproof.
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"Are you okay?"
Now, Ni Sway has to get help from Vincent who is pressing an ice bag to his butt to reduce his pain. That Vincent is really tall and also wearing ancient clothes.
Ahh, apart from models, who would wear cross braces, bell shirt and skinny leather pants, nowadays? Oh, even his yellow hair has waves. Imm, if he was not a mental patient, he would probably be a perfect image like movie stars.
When he is thinking and smile softly, there also a soft smile appears on Vincent's face. Which childen will not feel pleased when their creator father is happy?
"I'll prepare the breakfast. I'm hungry right now."
As soon as he realize that this foreigner with small mental problem will not harm him, he does not think that matter again. Until he got a way to send him to the mental hospital, he can coax this beauty fool.
And according to the psychological books that he had read, if he doesn't do anything that would stimulate the mental patients, he can stay safe and so he step towards the kitchen lazily.
"You've said that you're from Camelot, right?"
As he asked after biting a toasted bread, Vincent nodded to him.
"Eat..."
When he push a plate of toasted breads and a strawberry jam jar towards Vincent, that man look at the jar as if he isn't sure to eat or not. Ni Sway doesn't say anything and put a knife to spread jam on toasted bread onto the table and then calmly drink a sip of coffee. But his eyes are looking straightly at the ones of Vincent which have been looking at his every movements.
"Where did we meet last night? I guess I drunk too much and I can't remember anything."
"We met here."
"Vincent, how old are you?"
"Twenty-one..."
"Hmm, I'm 28 and so I'm older than you."
However, Vincent look carefully at him as he doesn't believe his age.
Hey, I'm sorry but I'm 5 Ft and 8 inches tall. That's because you, westerners grow tall as high as towers. And also why can't I older than you that because I'm shorter than you, golden retriever?
"I'm talking seriously so carefully listen to my words!"
"Yes..."
Because of Vincent nod his head like a obedient student, a childish smile appears on his face.
Vincent look at his creator. As he was a king candidate to get back the Camelot from the king Author's hand, he had an intellect that surpass than Merlin's. And his creator didn't give him anything apart from that plotting intellect.
Now he is here to send him the request from his own characters. What should he do? His little creator thought him as a harmless rabbit. He is so careless.
"I came here to request you something."
"What? To follow you to the Camelot and pull out the Excalibur?"
Vincent smile softly to Ni Sway who is teasing him.
"I'm Vincent., the owner of Camelot. As I've destroyed the Excalibur, there's nothing like becoming a king as one can pull that out exists anymore. Ni Sway.... I think you'll remember me now."
The spoon in Ni Sway's hand drop into the cup with sound 'plop'. Came from Camelot, Vincent! Destroyed the Excalibur! God, so this Vincent is from the novel 'Golden retriever' that I've completed last night?! Wtf, why the character from my novel appears on my bed!? FUCK.....!