"Blackout? That's fantastic...I can't see anything! Where's my jacket! I'll just find it later...where are my children!"
(Exits Room)
"Prayla! Cherub! Where are u two?"
"Right here Mommy! Mr. Noble has candy!"
"Yea and Quincy has youtube!"
THEY ARE REALLY ENJOYING THEMSELVES...
"OK, JUST CHECKING..."
GOD IM SO CONFUSED! I REALLY LIKED HIM...HE KNOW HE GOT SOME GOOD GAME! IM SO FED UP...AND HER! WE ARE GOING TO GET TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS TODAY! I'M SO TIRED OF BEING UNHAPPY...HE JUST KEEPS LYING TO ME! LORD HAVEN'T I BEEN THROUGH ENOUGH! AND TO THINK, I WANTED TO HUG HIM!!! I COULD JUST SCREAM RIGHT NOW!
LOOK AT HIM, ALL IN HER FACE...WHY IS SHE TAKING OFF HER COAT?!
~~~~~
"Thanks to Zion, we have a generator! It should come on any minute...I can't find the mistletoe in the dark!"
"Mama are u trying to kiss someone?"
"YEA AND I BET IT AINT SANTA CLAUS!"
OH HE GOT JOKES AT A TIME LIKE THIS...
"Look, I have to go...someone is waiting on me."
"Someone like who?"
"It doesn't matter...aren't u calling a tow truck?"
"No..."
"WHAT DO U MEAN NO?"
IF SHE DONT LEAVE I AM!
"Well, I thought maybe since Clyde's gone we could spend Christmas together...I know about u being sick, but u don't have to participate in any strenuous activities...unless u want to, and I sure want u to want to..."
"CHARITY NO, I...WILL U PLEASE LEAVE?"
"HELL NO! IM NOT JOKING ZION...U CANT HAVE HER!"
"WHAT! ARE U CRAZY WOMAN!"
"But Zion, we should be together...I mean, I haven't told u but he's, he's divorcing me for...well things aren't working out. I need u so bad (Grabs his collar) please baby..."
"Charity, I love someone else, I can't be with u! Now call a TOW TRUCK!"
"NO! Im not leaving, this is Ms. Brenda's house! I don't wanna spend Christmas alone!"
"Well Im leaving!"
"HOW!"
JESUS CHRIST! PLEASE LORD, WHYYYY!
"I don't wanna get upset Charity, I am supposed to stay calm...just, leave me alone!"
(YELLS)
"SO THIS IS HOW U WANT IT? DO U KNOW HOW LONG I WAITED FOR U!"
"I cant let u run her away, like u did Melissa...Im sorry."
"So u expect me to sit and watch u be in love with someone else again? I can't go through that no more! We are suppose to be together...and u know I will tell everything Zion!"
"U ARE THE MOST EVIL WOMAN I'VE EVER MET! DONT TOUCH ME!"
"BABY PLEASE!" (CRYING) "I'VE NEVER FELT THIS WAY I NEED U!"
"I'M NOT YOUR BABY! THERE'S NOTHING BETWEEN US CHARITY I LOVE SOMEONE ELSE U CAN'T CHANGE THAT..."
"WELL WE WILL SEE ABOUT THAT MR. HENDERSON..."
~~~~~
"Toya..."
OH LORD SHE'S UPSET...
"Please let me explain."
"EXPLAIN WHAT ZION! I DON'T WANNA HEAR ANYTHING FROM U...! GREAT THE LIGHTS ARE BACK ON!"
"What are u doing?"
"Me Zion! Im doing me! Now go DO U! Thanks for everything, I really appreciate u getting my children..."
"OUR CHILDREN?"
"What! Please dont involve them in your shenanigans! I TRUSTED U!"
"WOMAN LISTEN! SHE DONT MEAN ANYTHING!"
"YOU'RE LYING! U HAVE PICTURES OF HER, HER U KNOW WHAT! I SAW THEM...NOW HOW COULD U HAVE "LOOKED FOR ME" IF U WENT TO SEE HER! AND HER, HER WOOLY BOOGER!?"
LORD I JUST CANT WIN...
"She sent that because I don't show her any attention, Im so weak I just give up...Merry Christmas."
"WHAT? WHERE ARE U GOING! U CANT LEAVE ME!"
*SILENCE*
WHOA OK...NOW WE ARE GETTING SOMEWHERE!
"Why not?"
"Because, Im tired of missing u..."
"KISS ME THEN...PLEASE."
(LEANS FORWARD)
*LOUD KNOCK*
"THE LIGHTS ARE ON!"
"Ok Quintez PLEASE GO AWAY!"
"OOOOOH!"
"Where were we?"
MY HEART IS BEATING SO FAST IT FEELS LIKE IMA HAVE ANOTHER HEART ATTACK! SHE GOTTA MARRY ME!
DOES HE HAVE AN ERECTION?
*LONG KISS*
LORD I NEED A PREACHER I WILL MARRY HER RIGHT NOW!
*DOOR OPENS*
"ZION, COULD U COME HELP ME WHEN U FINISH WITH YOUR LITTLE GIRLFRIEND?"
*DOOR CLOSES*
SHE GOT ONE MORE TIME! IMA BEAT THE...
*KISS*
"Look at me Toya...no, no don't cry. Lets just leave the kids will be okay. Get your jacket."
~~~~~
"ANYBODY GOT WIFI? THE MODEM ISN'T WORKING!"
"WHY PRAYLA?"
"FGTVEEEE!"
"YEA FDTG!"
(Laughter)
"Mommy has Wifi Prayla!"
How? she doesn't have a phone, she sold it remember?"
~~~~~
IF HE'S NOT WITH ME HE WON'T BE HAPPY, ILL MAKE SURE OF IT...THESE TWO GIRLS WILL BE GOOD COLLATERAL, IM SURE MISS PRISSY WILL SEE IT MY WAY THEN.