The Great Loli War: The Stars Era
The Fifth Great Loli War: 8929
Author: Tion_Official
Volume: 2 Chapter 23: A Day Wasted But Who Cares?
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"Ehh? A false alarm…?"
After a few minutes of research. The plane is actually a Pianty Air Jet, but it doesn't seem to have any weapons attached to it, and the pilot is good as dead, and even if they are alive, they're unarmed. It caused some confusion to the Murikon soldiers as to why Pianty just let a soldier die and waste an air jet just for nothing, until Talisia saw something.
She pulled it out and it was a brown bag. She shakes it but no sound was coming out, except for a faint piece of paper.
Luii finally arrived at the scene after a few this and that.
"Hey, nyah. We searched the entire area, but no Pianty Reinforcements or Air Force is coming to get us, so this means this is the only thing that got here."
"Are you serious? Why would Pianty crash a plane in this exact deserted spot? It could've crashed to our base but no. Our bomb detectors are fully working and I see no bomb ticking."
Talisia finally took a peek inside the bag, and once she fully opened it there was a piece of paper, plain white just there. She puts the bag upside down so she can see the paper itself.
Everyone took a good look at it and behind it was handwriting. Talisia slowly kicks it to the other side and what was written on the paper was finally revealed.
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-Sorry for attacking the West. Happy Holidays. 1st Star Of The Pianty Government.
PS: Once Christmas is over we'll attack the west again, just saying.-
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Talisia raised her hand which every loli started to grip on their weapons, but Talisia just put it down sideways with a clenched fist. Seeing this every loli realized this isn't much of a bad situation that's happening in the west as they started to retreat back to base.
Aishe clings to Luii once she sees her. Luii noticed Aishe was a bit shaky, she looks directly at her eyes and she can already see that fear is in it, but there's something else to it…
…"Ar-
"Luii, can you order the soldiers later to gather around the Army Circle?" Talisia softly asks as she just let's the engineers deal with the air jet.
"Uh, sure, nyah! But w-why are we letting them gather over there?"
Talisia stopped besides Luii. She looks at the blue haired cat, and her eyes are filled with… disappointment. …
"I'm tired of this bullshit, the least I could do to my soldiers is to treat them with one final holiday before we all burn in hell again." Talisia continues her walk back to the base, with Luii just left to wonder what just happened.
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Somewhere in the West Of Murikon.
The Pianty Government finally retreated with the orders from their star. With this, the Lolis of Murikon and Ruyunin successfully defended its territory with ease and with least casualties!
Everyone was just celebrating, firing their weapons up in the air declaring their victory.
…
>?
"What's wrong? We won! Isn't that great??"
…
"No, this is bullshit..."
"H-huh? What do you mean by that?"
"Pianty… They never showed any mercy in previous wars, even after massive losses and defeats in wars, they never changed."
The soldier sits down on a large rock, and her partner joins with her silence.
"They're up to something…"
Concerned that her partner might freak out again if she talks, she decides to keep her mouth shut just this once. She never anticipated her to be so bland when it comes to victory, whenever she sees something as victory she just screams out loud in joy and joins the others for a feast or something, but this time her eyes are still cold and her rifle loaded with bullets.
If what she's saying is true, and Pianty might actually be holding back this time for now… It's not going to be good… Either way, since it's a victory for now, the least she could do is celebrate it. Who knows? Maybe they'll never feel the energy of winning ever again.
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Riyunin, Australian Border.
The soldiers of the Riyunin Army are returning to their bases to finally enjoy the rest of the month of December after receiving a message from the Third Star Of Murikon that everything is under control, but some soldiers are still in the west, defending and probably seeing their family who lives there.
>Bang!
"Hainee Sanchez! High Elite General X of the Riyunin Nation!"
"Yes. At your service my star."
The shota looks around her before the rest of the soldiers who are currently listening before he stands beside her. "Tell all of them what we're dealing with."
"Yes my star."
Hainee clears her throat before stomping on the stage floor getting everyone's attention.
"Listen up! All of you! As of now, we are currently at the state of war! You all know that.
Murikon, our long beloved allies were attacked by Pianty force!" She looks at the shota before looking back at all the soldiers listening. "As of today, we are the victors for now. But I announce that Pianty is hiding something from us that they are not prepared to show!!"
"Wait wait??"
"Didn't we just kick their ass?? We were killing it!"
"Yeah, what do you mean they're hiding something??"
Hainee stomped on the floor again and the wood under her feet broke.
"I DID NOT ASK FOR MOUTHS TO BE OPENED!! IF I HEAR ONE MORE WORD FROM YOU ALL, I WILL SHOVE A GRENADE DOWN YOUR THROATS AND MAKE YOU ALL DEFECATE IT OR ELSE YOU'LL BLOWN TO BITS!! DO YOU ALL UNDERSTAND THAT?!!"
"Yes, madam!" Everyone stomped once and screamed out their understandings as they saluted.
Hainee pulls her feet out of the gaping hole she made as she backs off, letting the shota announce the rest.
Hainee suddenly got a call from her cellphone, she unknowingly decides to pull it out, but was stopped by a warning shot by the shota with a handgun. "Hainee, I did not ask you to pull your cell phone out in the middle of an announcement! Turn that off!!"
…
Hainee took a second before she turned her phone off as she regained her posture.
"I apologize, my star."
The shota looks at her with a death stare for a few seconds before he turns back to his soldiers but is met with a phone call as well. Soon enough everyone on the stage is starting to get a phone call from their cell phone. Eventually one picks their phone up to answer it
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"Uhm, your star. It's from the Murikon Nation, and Nuwara Forces."
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A few hours later, the shota who is acknowledged as a star of Riyunin decides to accept the international offer that Nuwara and Murikon are holding. Nuwara is a neutral country and has no interest towards Pianty nor Murikon and Riyunin so accepting the offer would consider this as some kind of friendly thing to do to a neutral state and they mean no harm. They're currently declaring war on Pianty for declaring war on them too, but they're still neutral.
The Motherland Of Riyunin, the capital of Riyunin.
>Bang!
A loli kicks the door open as she enters with a box of chocolates and some roses for some reason. She's wearing a hat for the holidays so she definitely did not mistake it as Valentine's Day.
"Could you get any rougher??"
"Ehh sorry!"
Next to arrive in the office they were told to come were The Fourth Star Of Murikon, and Pawn.
Pawn has no idea why he was invited for this. He even declined it and prefered Luii would be the perfect one to go with the star, but seems like his shota charms worked this time, which sucks.
"Ah! The Fourth Star Of Dear Murikon! I am the Fourth Star of my great country too. It's very nice to meet you."
"Oh that's nice, I suppose. Nice to meet you too." The loli grabs Pawn and drags him to the table that was set up for them. The room is quite big and could fit an entire 1 million population, but at that number it would be too crowded.
Pawn wonders what the others are doing without Pawn. They're probably celebrating that the stupidity of the team left temporarily.
Some lolis and shotas kept on arriving and everyone seems to be on good terms with each other. Pawn is a little bit uncomfortable since the room he is in one again is full of nothing but lolis. No other shotas to be seen.
And finally the shota star finally arrives at the door. Carrying none other than Hainee herself who is carrying two wines. Both seem unfaced and look like empty husks but their choice of clothing and the position they hold tells a different story.
"Everyone is here, are we somewhat late?" Hainee asked.
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To be continued!