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Chapter 21 - Subaru and The Queen Of Arendelle

When you don't brush your teeth.

The gems will remain.

They are horny mother fuckers that cum out their germ babies all over you teeth if you don't take care of your teeth.

Brush them!

Subaru feels like he needs to get laid for once.

After all these years, he can't fuck somebody.

Rem is willing to be fucked but Subaru but Ram won't allow it or she'll break his neck and his dick hard style.

Felt and Ram heard the door and just did the secret knock code.

Felt: "Looks like they're here."

Felt hops down the seat and walks to the door to open it.

...

..

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"Uhm... Hello, there."

Felt confused to who this lady is.

She checks the script.

"Wait, lady, who are you?"

"I-Uhm. Well the author said Elsa the... Bowel hunter or something like that. Is no where to be seen right now, and they called me instead in exchange for life insurances."

Felt stares at her before she shakes her head and reads the script.

"Uhh, welcome! Please take a seat over there."

The mysterious ice woman comes in.

"Thank you, I hope you don't mind me uhm... putting the environment to winter."

Felt: "Winte-

She looks outside and its snowing!

"What the fuck?? How the hell is it snowing?? Are you the real Elsa from that movie "Let It Go??"

The lady just sits near Subaru.

"Erhm... that's the song I sing, not the movie... It is part of the movie though."

Ram looks at this lady.

"Good afternoon. Please introduce yourself so we can all be comfortable with each other."

The lady looks at Ram.

She thinks of her as some sort of maid by that bow in her chest.

No doubt about it.

"I'm Elsa, The Queen Of Arendelle, from disney. I possess the magic of ice, and my sister almost died but she was saved due to lesbian love, I don't have a clue why, but my movie is back at 2013 or something so it doesn't matter anymore."

Ram nods.

"I see, I am Ram. A Maid at-

Ram clears her throat.

"I mean, I am poor and I live with a little girl named Felt."

....

Ram:

"Please buy our products, we are in desperate need of income."

Subaru has so many questions.

But he can ask that once it's break time.