Me: Come watch my team play against the Raiders. If I win I'll take you on a date. If I lose you take me on a date 😛
Avery: Hmm...sure! 😁
Me: I'll come pick you up from your house
He knew his team would win, but he would play his best to impress his future wife! He put his sports gear on, and he also wanted an excuse to change his shirt in front of Avery so he brought a outdoor shirt.
He had his driver drive back to her house, and when he picked her up she was wearing jeans, an outdoor shirt, and some makeup. When she came in he took her hand and brought he close to cuddle up.
He sniffed her hair, then said "Your hair smells good"
She smiled and said "thanks"
The rest of the trip was playing around, flirting, and laughing. He also asked her about her dream date, to which she replied to go to a fancy restaurant, then have him bring her to an outdoor place with a small picnic and pretty surroundings.
When he heard this, he knew she was probably an adventurous, curious girl.
He booked an entire fancy restaurant, and also knew a place that would light up with stars when you sit there on the right night at 12 am. Coincidentally it's the 12 am of this night.
When they made it to the field, many of his teammates greeted him and were stunned when they saw the girl. Some even tried to flirt, but he told them to run 10 laps instantly.
He made it to the field and started setting up a chair up, a umbrella, and a cooler with drinks up for her. They talked and waited, until the game started.
The ref came and blew the whistle, signaling the captains to come up. Anna gave him a good luck kiss on the cheek and he went to the field. You could tell how this team would be elite to kids, they were huge! But to John, they all looked like fat gorillas. Even the receiver was too big. The running back was the smallest, and he was still bigger than the average O Lineman. This is a hugely mismatched team.
He went to shake hands, but they didn't respond.
"OH!!! GONNA BE LIKE THAT MU FUKA? LET GO THEN, YOU BOUTA GET CLAPPED" He clapped his hands in front of them, and they looked surprised. The ref flipped the coins, and John called heads. It landed on heads.
"Defense"
Their defense went out, and they were way more organized then the start. He was proud of this defense, because they would all become household names in the NFL in the future.
"Down...set...hike!...Hike!"
It was a 2 count hike, luckily nobody fell for it. The defense locked down the receivers, and the qb got sacked.
Next play, the same happened and the other teams coaches were getting nervous.
'How the hell is every position on this team good? Surely one of them must be worse'
This would be the correct way of thinking, for regular teams. But Johns a freak who knew many geniuses in the past, and found many more.
On the fourth down, the opposing team went for a run. Surprisingly, one of the O Line missed his tackle, and the run got 2 yards. He looked ashamed, and scared. Why? All the coaches were giving him looks like he would die next practice.
It was the Dominators on offense now, and John was told just to do a straight. No team would be able to hold him off, even if he just ran straight it would be a success 70% of the time. When he put route running in it? Teams would get destroyed. Still, John wanted to show off! His future wife must see how good he is at football!
He ran right in front of the corner, fake stepped left and then went back up. The safety went to man up on him, but he did the same thing. The safety didnt fall for it, but that means he got an extra foot to get ahead of this whale, how would he miss that? He didn't fake the step but accelerated, surprising the safety. He sprinted to the end zone, and he was wide open.
Henry threw a perfect arc straight into Johns hands, and it was a touchdown.
The opposing teams players might think it was just lucky, but the coaches could tell how talented these kids are. Perfect defense, perfect offense? What the hell? This team could probably even take a shit on the #1 team in this league, why were we assigned to go against them dammit?
Defense went as usual, total lockdown, except the one who missed the tackle was doing laps around the field replaced with a backup.
When it was offense, John did the same thing. He ran straight to the corner, then turned back. The corner bit, and he turned back up and accelerated. The safety had to sprint to catch up, and John took a step right at him to bully him. He ended up stopping, but add to him sprinting and all his weight? He fell down. Henry once again threw it straight into Johns arms. The backup qbs for their team were kind of solemn, because they knew they wouldn't play without him being injured.
But then, they looked happy. They can get payed for sitting on a bench? What? What's a better job then that? They cheered extra loud, and looked like they were even praising the starters at this point.
The points on the scoreboard were accumulating, but the other team actually got a touchdown. They sent a receiver to run straight down, and the safety locked him down, but the height difference made it so when the qb threw it as high as possible, the receiver could get it over the safety.
When the Dominators coach saw that, veins bulged. If a good team were their opponents, they could accept it, but this team is absolute shit compared to them, how did they score a touchdown. One of the black coaches went right out, ran to the safety, and carried him back to the sideline. No one knows what happened, but the team swears after the game they saw a kid jumping up and down a tree.
The coaches knew John would dominate them, but just wanted to test them. Now that they know they would win easily, they tested plays on them. They also tested different players for different positions, and had all the receivers catch the ball and score a touchdown.
How could the other teams coaches not notice this? They were blatantly using them as practice! The worse part is, their backup players are better than us! What the hell is this team?!
The ref started to feel bad, how could they have imagined they would play against these monsters? Soon, the opposing team was mercy ruled, by the Dominators coaches weren't happy, mainly the defensive coaches. Why? The offensive coaches constantly made fun of them, because they made a bet that if the offense scored every play the defense coaches would give them $20. It's not about the money, but the price. How could our defense look like this?
The defense heard their conversation, and when all the defense coaches stared at them, they swear they saw a living hell in their eyes. One player even got down and begged for mercy.
"COACH! IT WAS THE SAFETY! I LOCKED MY GUY DOWN! JUST PUNISH THE SAFETY COACH!"
The defensive coaches got even angrier.
"ARE YOU DUMB!? A TEAM LOSES TOGETHER, WINS TOGETHER, AND DIES TOGETHER AND YOU THINK YOU CAN JUST SELL YOUR TEAMMATE OUT!?"
The player that begged, was now looked at with rage from both players and coaches. The players had rage not because he sold a teammate out, they would have too! But because now they know the coaches will probably punish them for what he said. They got up, and starting chasing the kid down and tackled him to the ground.
The final score of the game was 68-6. Coaches from other teams who were watching were extremely surprised, because this team was even better then the #1 team of the league.
When the game was over, John didn't even go back to his team to celebrate. The team were confused, but when they saw him run and put a pretty girl in a princess carry they all had solemn looks.
'Bro's over hoes man!' They all shook their heads at this, and even though the coaches were pretty much under his salary, would definitely make him run laps on practice.
When John saw his teammates look at him with disappointment, he looked back at them, and slapped his left butt cheek at them and ran off. Dwayne couldn't take it and ran to tackle his ass, but how could he beat John in a race? By the time John was in the car with Avery he was still 10 meters behind. He got even angrier when he heard John say
"TOO SLOW DUMB ASS" and drive off while laughing.