what the hell i dont have a, im not a guy or a girl, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. Now to less important matters why am I green and fuck giant, plus theres something on my back.
ok wait first, I died right, right? but how am i alive and why am I a goddamn turtle, a giant goddamn turtle. Man this is an isekai reincarnation manga. Wait whats that and why did i instinctively say it. If I reincarnated then could it be that, that was from a previous reincarnation.
Wait whats this, its in the corner of my eye and when I move it moves, maybe if I try to make it bigger... Wait it got bigger and it says status. the normal amount is 20 points and health is normally 50
my stats say,
health 2000 woah holy hell
strength 20 im huge ill just crush enemy's
intelligence 15 dammit im not dumb you ass
mana 5 hey im a mage why cant I do magic
speed 10 im slow but big haha bitch i dont need speed because of my size
natural armor [shell] 350 wow thats strong
ok my stats are awesome and im an op cheatin' bastard. I died in my last life but now ill fuck you up death.
[Black cloaked skeleton with menacing black aura is walking up to me shittttttttttt] What little shit just said they'd fuck me up, who was it. Was it you ya big ass green wanna be Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle, oh shit we don't have the right to say that name. Forget what I just said, oh it's you that dumbass hero type ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, and im leavin.
Wait dont... dammit he left why couldn't he wait and at least tell me somethin'
Ok thats it folks hope you enjoyed wait who am I talkin too