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'Brightness!'
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'My body feels- Wait! Something like that, hasn't happened before?
Yeah! I remember! It was something that happened when I was dying! However, this time it is a little different!
The last thing I remember is entering a door to reincarnate! Have I reincarnated? So, am I a baby?
Nevertheless, I don't feel my body! Is this how babies feel before they are born?'
While I'm distracted trying to organize my thoughts, I suddenly hear a voice say
[Intelligent life form detected!]
'What the fuck? Is that a woman's voice? It seems a little rigid and lifeless, but it is very beautiful!
Where have I heard a similar voice before? Hmm…. Well, it doesn't matter!
However, what's that about an intelligent life form? Oh! Are you talking about me?
Of course, I am an intelligent life form! Wait, this claim is little bit wrong!
After all, I not only an intelligent life form! In fact, I, Icarus Royle Hill, am the most intelligent creature in this universe!'
[Analyzing...]
[Analyzing...]
[Analyzing...]
[Analyzing...]
'Ah Shit, the system have an error- Wait, that's it! This voice sounds like the voices I heard when accessing databases!
So is it an AI! What's the name they gave you, my dear AI?'
[Analyzing ...]
[Analyzing ...]
'Didn't they give you one? What a shame!
Rest assured, Brother Icarus here will give you a nice name... let me think!
Oh, I had a good one… Elizabeth!
Yeah! Elizabeth seems like a great name, it goes well with your voice!
Do you like the name I chose for you, Elizabeth?'
[Analyzing...]
[Analyzing...]
[Analyzing...]
[Traces of Limbo detected!]
[Processing...]
[Processing...]
[Installing White Protocol!]
[Processing...]
[Processing...]
'Wait… white protocol?! What are you talking about Elizabeth? Wait, how am I hearing you? Do I already have ears?
Nevertheless, I don't even have a body! So how? No, even if I did, I should technically be inside my new mom!
So how are you here too, Elizabeth? Is it possible that you are… my sister?'
[Success!]
[Installing Red Protocol!]
'Red protocol? That looks dangerous!'
[Processing...]
[Processing...]
[Error...]
[Error...]
[Error...]
[Red Protocol cannot be installed!]
[Prisoner's Emblem not detected!]
'Prisoner's Emblem? What the hell is this? You know what Elizabeth... I don't think I like where this conversation is going! The time I was a prisoner in my past life is enough! So don't talk to me about being a prisoner again! Because I refuse! Well, I can make an exception if the salary is high this time... Last time, I was forced to be a prisoner for ten fucking years! The worst of it all is that I didn't get a dime (at least not legally) for that and that's very cruel!'
[Looking solutions to the problem...]
[Searching...]
[Searching...]
[Searching...]
[Error...]
[Solution not found!]
[World Voice is requesting help!]
[Processing...]
[Processing...]
[Processing...]
'World Voice? That is a strange name! It looks like a TV show name! The name I chose for you is much better!
So I will keep calling you for him! Anyway! Elizabeth, for whom are you asking for help from? For the admin?
Is this like when a bug in a game happens and the system sends a request to the developer solve it?'
[Processing...]
[Processing...]
[Processing...]
'Hey Elizabeth, let me be the GM on this server! Please!'
[Processing...]
[Processing...]
'Hey, don't ignore me!'
After Elizabeth completely ignores my request, she starts repeating [Processing] over and over again
[Processing...]
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'Hey Elizabeth, are you okay? You've been at it for over five minutes!'
[Solution Found!]
[Installing Unknown Protocol!]
'Huh? Unknown protocol? Hey Elizabeth, I have a question... How the hell is this a Unknown protocol... if it is in your database?
It makes no sense! Well, on second thought, a lot here doesn't make sense! Sigh! Whatever!'
[Processing...]
[Processing...]
[Processing...]
'Oh no! Not again!'
[Processing...]
[Processing...]
[Success!...]
'Phew! This time it was quite fast!'
[Running Unknown Protocol!]
[Processing...]
[Processing...]
'Running the protocol? Wait, before you do that, at least tell me what is the color of that protoc- Ouch!'
'What was that? For a moment, I had the impression that someone had stuck a needle in my brain... Wait a minute. I have no body, let alone a brain! So, how is my brain is hurting?
Okay, let's think about it more calmly. Hmm... I remember reading about something like that!
Apparently, there are people who lose limbs in accidents, but still occasionally, they feel ache in the limb that they lost!
The name of this was Phantom pain! So would I have felt phantom pain in my…Phantom head?
Wow, I didn't know that something could sound so cool and stupid at the same time!'
While I'm distracted thinking about how I still feel pain even though I don't have a body, something unexpected happens
[Error...]
[The system cannot be installed...]
[The host body not is compatible with the system...]
'Huh? My body not compatible with the system? What a body? I don't even have one!
In addition, even if I had, I don't know if I want a system installed on it!'
[Readjusting the parameters according to the host's specific situation...]
[Creating a body compatible with the system, for the host!]
'Huh? You gonna wha- ARGHHH.... ARGHHH!
[Processing...]
[Processing...]
ARGHHH.... ARGHHH!
ARGHHH.... ARGHHH!
ARGHHH.... ARGHHH!
[Processing...]
[Processing...]
'What a hellish pain this is?!'
ARGHHH.... ARGHHH!
'How much time has passed? A few days? or just a few seconds?'
ARGHHH.... ARGHHH!
[Processing...]
[Processing...]
'Won't this hellish pain stop?'
ARGHHH.... ARG-
'Okay, I'm tired of screaming! So let's stop overreacting! It hurts a lot!
However, there have been thousands of occasions in my past life, where I have felt much worse pain!'
[Processing...]
[Success!]
[Body created successfully!]
[Parameters have been readjusted successfully!]
'Oh.. Okay!
Now, that it's over... what the fuck is going on, Elizabeth?
What is this story, about creating a new body for me? Is this way that babies are born in Zewsk?
Well, whatever! At least now, I can feel my body! Although I still can't move it!
I feel that I'm in a pool, but instead of water… it has cement! What a bizarre feeling!'
[Running Unknown Protocol!]
[Processing...]
[Processing...]
[Processing...]
[System successfully installed!]
[Starting system...]
[Processing...]
[Success!]
[Skarseld welcomes its new resident!]
'Huh? Wait a minute! Elizabeth... did you say Skarseld? No, no, no, it must be some kind of mistake on your part!
After all, I'm sure Sakdal said that I would reincarnate in a magical world called Zewsk! So, why the fuck am I in fucking Skarseld? Besides, Elizabeth… what is that of new resident? When do I agree with that? Answer me! I told you to answer me! ELIZABETH!'
[Showing host Status]
'Oh how cool, this looks like a game- Wait! That's not the point here!
Don't change the subject, young lady!
Although I'm really interested in seeing, what my status is like... So, I think leaving my complaints for later will not hurt!'
[Name: Icarus Royle Hills]
[Race: Human (?)]
[Level 0]
'Oh, so are you going to use my real name? Too bad, I wanted to use a badass nickname like... Just an old and bold war cigarette!
Huh? My dear Elizabeth, something is wrong with my Race! Why is it written... human?
Just based on my beauty, it should obviously be written... Divine Being! Well, I forgive you for that this time!
What come next? Hmm… Oh my level! As expected, I am in the Level 0! What is the max level? 100? 200?'
[Class: None]
[Title: None]
'Wow, so in this world there is the Class system! This is really cool! I can't wait to choose my Class!
Oh, so there are titles too! Nice! Huh? I have no titles? Well, it's okay let's solve this problem now!
Elizabeth fill in this item with the following words... SUPREME LORD OF ALL THE UNIVERSE!
It has to be written exactly that way! After all, with all capital letters, the title seems much more powerless!'
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