'We should kill some people!'
'GODDAMNIT, I thought I got rid of you!'
'Pffff, you get rid of me!? Clowns are more funny than that.'
'Do not compare me to those vile creatures!'
'Ugh, why don't you ever let me out! I never get the chance to loosen up a bit!'
'That is because you would destroy the world.'
'But its already dying! What's even the point!?'
'Entertainment.'
'Fair enough, but I get to kill some bastards when the time comes!'
'As long as you don't reveal our identity, than I'll put us right up front where the action is, deal?'
'Deal!'
"Kimberly!"
"Huh?"
"You were spacing out there and we were getting kind of worried." Jasmine said
"Oh it's nothing just thinking about the war."
"The war, eh?"
"Yeah, we're all in the army. We're going to be fighting the fucks that killed my parents, you?"
"Same as usual, well except we're going to have to find a replacement seeing as you don't much like other people's presence, that is of course if it's not your little harem there."
"Sounds boring, so did you guys kill anything interesting!?"
"No not really."
"Hmm~, meet any interesting people?"
"Nope, nope aaand more nope."
"Do you guys do anything interesting!?"
"Traveling isn't interesting?"
"No it's boring and it takes forever to get from one place to another. I'd rather throw myself off a cliff, witch mind you was 1,000,000 times more interesting than walking three feet."
Everyone in the vicinity turned there heads to look at me all With mostly the same concerned expression.
"Huh." said James with obvious discomfort
"Oh don't sound so glum, it wasn't on purpose and it wasn't even that tall!"
"Mhm" said Charlotte
"Anyway~, who's ready to get drunk!? Beers are all on me!"
Everybody raised there glass and did a small cheer before downing their drinks.
'Fufufu, just a little longer and they'll all be drunk into the ground and I can finally drink after so long!'
Both Jess and Lily were very strict and wouldn't allow me to get any alcoholic beverage. If I had to describe them then they would be they strict wives that are constantly in rivalry.
Just as I had suspected within just a few glasses they're both down for the night. It is now my time to let lose.
...
'Damnit! I can't get drunk no matter how hard I try! Ugh well I think it's about time I carried these lightweights back home.'
I cast some wind magic and decide to have a little fun while they're still in there drunken stupor. Using wind magic I put them in many different positions while traveling down the street.
When we get home I pile everyone onto the bed before going to sleep myself.
...
When I woke up I was being clung to by Jess and Jasmine.
"Haaa~" I let out a sigh before carefully maneuvering my way out of the bed so as to not wake anyone.
"Where are you going?" came Charlottes voice
"Crazy, wanna come?"
"Shall we?"
"Oh yes I do believe we shall, but that would be after you put on some actual clothes."
She blushed before rushing to put on a skirt and a short sleeved shirt that I had made using creation magic.
"Fufu, are you ready to get a new bloodline?"
"Huh?"
"Today you shall become a dragon Loli!"
"A what?"
"Do not worry over the small things, hurry up!"
"Ok-ok I'm coming."
...
A while later and I had led her to the training grounds that we technically were supposed to use but it was too small to actually get anything out of it so we would just go to the forest. But today is special as it is the first day of my little princesses training.
"Ok so I'm going to need you to come here."
"Ok?"
"Closer."
"You're not going to do anything weird, are you?"
"That is yet to be seen little one."
"I. AM. NOT. LITTLE!"
"Mhm~, whatever you say, now come over here."
She hesitantly shuffles her way over. I then bite my lip and bring her into my embrace before feeding her my blood.
"There you are now a loli vragon!" I say as I finally release her
"What?"
"You know a vampire dragon!"
"Your naming sense is awful."
"I don't know what you mean."
Out of the corner of my eye I can see her shaking her head in disapproval.
"Please do remember that we sleep in the same bed." I say in a threatening tone
She flinches in reaction and steps quite a bit away.
When she catches my gaze she gives a "humph" while crossing her arms and turning her head.
'Looks like we have tsundere.'[1] I thought
"So you know about the whole magic thing right?"
"Uuuh, remind me again?"
"Ugh, ok first off sit down and cross your legs. Then meditate or whatever until you can feel the sparkly things all around you. Bring the sparklies into your body and circulate it throughout your body. We'll focus on what comes next after you got this down. Got it?"
"YES MA'AM!"
Note:
1: let me know if I spelled that right.
Nothing else to say so byyyyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeee