Eve sat in a beautiful office, her breathtaking face frozen into a dumbfounded expression. She couldn't believe it. After all she's done that's how she died? Shot by a crazy bitch? I mean, she knew there was the possibility that the wife/girlfriend of one of the men she 'entrapped' would try to take revenge, but she was sure she'd found a way to stop them. Maybe bed them too, who knows.
But it seems she was wrong because while she was making love with her newest acquisition, his girlfriend entered with a gun and shot her before she could do anything. In hindsight, maybe bedding the local criminal boss was a bad idea.
So now here she was, seated in a strange office in front of an old white-bearded man. It was an old style office, you know, the one's completely made of wood and surrounded by bookshelves. It was not her style, she liked more the modern kind, but she thought it was pretty beautiful in its simplicity.
Yeah, it was a pretty normal office... if not for the floating globe, the magical lamps and the rotating green portal. How did she know they were magical? Well, normal lamps don't stay suspended in mid-air and they definitely don't...giggle and taunt you. Yeah, giggle and taunt. Annnd here they go again.
"Hehehe you died, you died"
"Yeah you died you died hehehehe"
"Stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid!"
"Hehehehehehehehehehe"
"Shut up!" they stopped only when the old man shouted to them.
Then he turned towards Eve "I'm sorry, they're really...naughty. They like to taunt others but other than that they're not so bad"
His words made Eve finally come out of her shocked state and she smiled "Don't worry, I'm used to it"
It was true, she was used to being taunted. During her high school years, the other girls always called her the school slut and other bad ways, they were right but it still hurt her a bit. Maybe it's to have revenge against them that she fucked their boyfriends...nope, she fucked them only because she liked sex. But seeing those bithces shocked expression when she made them see the photos had been almost as enjoyable as the sex.
"Miss? Are you alright?" the old man coughed, trying to make Eve's wandering mind return to the world...or wherever this was.
"Oh yeah, I'm sorry. I was reminiscing the good old times" Eve said while blushing a bit, picturing perfectly the appearance of an innocent girl...the furthest thing from her.
"I'm sorry for interrupting you, but we don't have much time" he made an awkward smile and continued talking "as I was saying before, you're dead. Usually, I should be the one to decide where you have to go to spend your afterlife, but we have a little...problem"
"What problem? The elevator for the paradise is broken?" Eve chuckled, her laugh so clear it seemed that of an angel...or an experienced man-eater.
"No, I'd love if it was that easy" sighed the old man with sagged shoulders "the problem is that we've...finished the space"
"What? Finished the space?" asked Eve with a dumbfounded expression "The afterlife has a problem of...overpopulation?"
"Yeah, don't make that shocked expression. Did you think the otherworld was limitless? Do you have the minimum idea of how many people we've welcomed until now? I'll tell ya, too much! We've long surpassed the ideal number! Both the paradise and hell are so crammed we almost can't even walk!" at the end he was almost shouting, clearly frustrated by the situation.
"So...where will I go?" Eve asked tentatively, wary of making the old man even angrier. He was the one in power here, after all.
"I'm the past you would've gone in a lamp" he said while pointing at the floating lamps "but now we've found a solution".
"The lamps?"
"Yeah, the lamps. That's where we put the souls destined to hell. It's at the same time a good punition and a perfect way to save space"
"So...you wanted to put me in hell? But I'm only an innocent girl!" Eve said with a completely fake shocked expression.
"You? Innocent? Hahahahahaha that's good!" the man put his hands on his bally and began to boisterously laugh.
Then, after a few seconds, he stopped and raised his hand. In it appeared a thick book, one with a completely black cover and red inlays. He threw it at her "Take a look at that, it's your book. It's a recap of all your life, from your birth to your death. In it are written all the hearts you've broken and all the sins you've committed. When I read it I was incredulous, how can a person break so many couples in such a short time?".
Eve opened the book, glanced at it, and then returned it to the man and shrugged while smirking "What can I say, I'm a pro". Since the man already knew everything about her she didn't need to act anymore.
"So what will happen to me now? Will you punish me...daddy?" she leaned on the table, pushing her huge breast against it, and said with a smile.
"We made a deal with another world Gods, we'll wipe your soul clear of your consciousness and then send you to them" the man said, completely unfazed by her.
Eve leaned back on her chair and pressed her index finger to her chin, making a questioning expression "Wipe my soul...clear of consciousness?".
"Yes, do you see that orb behind me?" he pointed with his thumb at the shining orb if light "Once you touch it your soul will be cleaned. Your conscience and your memory will disappear and it will return to its primal stage, a pure soul ready to return to the circle of reincarnation".
"Sooo, I'll forget anything?" she asked, her brows furrowed.
"Yes, even if it would be more correct to say you'll disappear"
Eve closed her eyes, nodded to herself, and then opened them again "Then we have a problem".
"What problem?" the man asked, confused by Eve's calm tone. Usually, this was the point where people would start to freak out.
"I don't want to disappear" she answered with a smile, while slowly raising her right petite foot.
"Well, it's a shame you don't have a say in it. You'll touch the orb and then I'll send your soul away, and if you won't do it then I'll force you" the man smiled, it was always enjoyable to see evil people get what they deserve.
"Are you sure...daddy? You really can't do anything for this poor girl?" Eve asked again with an innocent tone...and then pressed her foot against the man's cock.
"W-what are you doing?!" to say the man was surprised would be an euphemism. He straightened up, a strange expression on his face. He seemed surprised and terrorized at the same time.
Seeing his expression Eve smiled and started to move her foot a little, while using her other one to slightly raise his white robe.
"Humph! What do you think you'll accomplish doing this? I'm a divine being, free of carnal desires. It doesn't matter what you do, you won't tempt me!" he said with a secure tone, but his strained smile seemed to say the contrary.
"Oh? Really, daddy? Then, why are you so hard?" Eve smirked and, after grabbing her chair with her hand and pushing out a bit her breasts, she took away her right foot from his cock but, before he could let out a relieved sigh, she used her left foot to rise his robe as much as she could, leaving his hard cock free.
His relieved expression contorted into a shocked one but before he could do anything she put both her feet on his cock and began to stroke it, her red nailed toes expertly massaging it.
"Does it feel good, daddy? Do you like it?"
"Y-ye-No!"
"Oh? Really? Then why is your cock so hard?" she smirked as his only answer was making an awkward expression.
She felt his cock throbbing and saw a blissful expression on his face and, foreseeing what was about to happen, she began to stroke him harder and harder.
"Ohh" with a moan he cum, but before he could say or do anything Eve jumped from her chair and run toward the portal.
As soon as she reached it she turned around and smirked "Bye-bye, Daddy. It's been nice to know you!" and to the old man's shock she entered without hesitation.
"..."
A few moments passed, the old man, with his cock still free for everyone to see, too stunned to say or do anything. He, who never gave in to his carnal desires, not even when he was still human, not only broke his vow, but made a sinner escape too.
More seconds passed before the silence was finally broke, and the one's to do it were the lamps "Hehehehehe she tricked you!"
"She tricked you! She tricked you!"
"Fool! Fool!"
"Stupid! Stupid!"
The old man's face become completely red and he scowled "Shut up!!!".