Eric and Paul sat at the bar a half a mile away from the castle, and they were both half-drunk. "You aren't much of a man," Paul scolded. "A real man knows how to keep his woman in her place."
"She has a very strong temper," Eric growled.
"Perhaps that's not it." Paul snicked. "Perhaps you are having problems.... Down there... There are dr*gs for that, you know? Have you ever heard of Viagra?"
"Shut the fuck up!" Eric hissed, "You and I both know that isn't the problem. You and I have gotten into enough trouble together that you should know better than to even say that!"
Paul sighed and finished what was left of his beer. He belched contentedly, and then he said, "Ahhh, those were the days... When a man could be a man, and a woman knew better than to say no."
