[Exiting Sleep State...]
*yawn*
So, I assume 2,499 years passed, so I now have a year until this meeting thing. Honestly, there are only 2 reasons to explain why I am doing this. The first one is obviously because I was told to guide them, which is what I will do, I don't want to die for a second time for not doing it or be put to eternal torture. The second reason is that I am curious about how the gods of this world act, and if needed put them in the place because that sounds like fun. But I need to make a good first impression.
"System, what is the most powerful untamed beast?"
[The strongest untamed beast is the dragon whose existence is mysterious. He stands out, with black scales, with gold and red tinting on it.]
"Teleport me to it."
[Teleporting...]
I look around after I teleported and I'm in the middle of a volcano. I panic when I realize I am the lava until I realize it's doing no damage, so I continue on my way to the sleeping dragon. "Hey sleepyhead, bow down, and be my pet."
The dragon wakes up, clearly angry, and spits a ball of fire towards me. I have 2 options, do something flashy or ignore it. Me, being me I did something simple, but it's flashy, I did a simple swipe of my hand once it was a meter away from me, and as if it never existed the ball of fire disappeared. "Who are you, mortal? To dispel even my weakest spell isn't an easy task."
"Oi, shut up you arrogant brat, I need you as a mount for the God Meeting. I am the host."
"You expect me to believe you're a god? And the host for the God Meeting that is happening in a year? I refuse to believe it."
"Look, I'm getting bored, but you are a flashy pet. Bow down right now or you will receive a smack using 6% of my strength." The flashy dragon as I am to call it now ignored me and spat a fireball at me, except this time it is much larger than before. I smiled and walked through it and using my controlled strength, I use let's say a bit too much power again. I mean, this dragon is supposed to be strong. No need to worry! I am the almighty god Khador I can do anything!
"Ingall,"
As soon that, the dragon seemed angry and started attacking me repeatedly. This continued for a year until he seemed to get bored.
"The God Meeting is about to start, let's go."
"Fine! Have it your way, you sadistic prick." Well, it's his fault for doing that anyway, I mean what reasonable person, or excuse me, what sane dragon would do that? You would think being strong, and living for a long time would make him somewhat smart.
I continue onto the meeting site with the dragon, or Xedy, which is what he calls himself. A lot of the mortals apparently are bowing down when he sees Xedy, and I overheard (don't ask how) one of them talking about a prophecy from 2,500 years ago coming true. I honestly couldn't be bothered and just continued, then abruptly he landed.
"What is wrong with you? At least warn me."
"Did you not realize we arrived? I thought you were the host, but it seems like you were lying since you didn't even know where is was taking place."
"Not my fault those 3 irresponsible idiots set up a whole meeting without even telling me, their lord?"
"You mean the 3 Over Gods?"
"Over Gods? Type of dumb, cliche, unoriginal name is that?"
"Cliche?"
"Don't worry about it."
As I got off of Xedy, I can see thousands of people bowing towards Xed- I mean me. I smile and continue on my way to the meeting room until I hear shouting. Now me being the nosy friend listened in on it.
"YOU REALLY EXPECT ME TO BELIEVE THERE IS A GOD STRONGER THAN YOU? WHY WOULD YOU MAKE ME COME HERE? HE PROBABLY CAN'T EVEN DEFEAT A LOWLY MORTAL!!"
"Shut up, no one asked for your opinion. I mean, for a Goddess of Beauty, you are both ugly inside and out." Hearing that remarked, the Goddess shut up as she knew the cost of angering one of the over gods.
I then make an amazing, stunning, beautiful, elegant entrance.
"Hello, my name is Khador and I am stronger than every single one of you weak 'gods'. You shall bow down to me right now or face heavy punishment," As soon as the 3 over gods heard that they bowed down. Then, suddenly out of nowhere an ugly woman stepped in front of me, and I said out loud accidentally, "How can a woman be so ugly?"
"EXCUSE ME! I'm THE GODDESS OF BEAUTY EVERYONE ADMIRES MY CHARM. I CHALLENGE YOU TO A DUEL."
"God damn woman, stop screaming, and I accept the duel." As soon as I accepted I stepped forward, then dashed towards her then smacked her, and then she died. She isn't coming back.
"Curse you! My overpoweredness overpowered my want for being overpowered!" I mentally sigh and clapped my heads to signal the start of the meeting.