My name is Gob. I was a normal Gobn until man child kill me. Then I go wibble wobble and go places.

Beared man?lady? told me to come with them to space place. NO! GOB NEVER SEEN SPACE PLACE! MAN IS LIER! GOB IS FREE!!!

Beared man-lady sighs a big sigh. Maybe they need to poop like grand Gob. It not good to hold...

Suddenly I'm not Gob anymore! I am the air! WEEEEEEEEEEE!

When Gob wake up. Am Gobn again. But not Gobs Gobn body, some sort of weakling version. Stupid body won't be good! Bad Body! GOB WILL KILL BODY! Wait... that won't work. I must be confuscious.... Anyways...

Now I know what's up. So I can be better Gob! THANK YOU MAN-LADY! AN MEMBER TO SEE SHAMAN FOR CONSTIPATES!

(= U =)b can't wait to be Best!

From Gobn, Gob.