- 1896 -
An orderly line of military troops was facing a flock of new recruits. The men in chestnut-toned uniforms stood up as straight as a flagpole with their chest puffed up like a penguin. The sunlight basked them in its glory as the group of fresh meat realigned themselves. A drill sergeant stepped forward and put his followers at ease.
"Troop! Today we welcome 42 new recruits. Some of which have had their fair share of training from a nearby barrack. And some of these great young men spent the entirety of their lives under the shelter of their moms," a booming voice announced.
The men launched a series of chuckle before ceasing into order.
"Now, now, a little birdy told me that those native savages have been boiling up a new strategy to claim their back their land. And if I am being honest, those pigs deserve none of this!"
"Yeah!" a roar of agreements ensued.
