'What the hell where am I? Is it castle ? Are they my parents? And who I am'

Newborn child can't help but only see around.Strange movements which is impossible for a toddler alarmed his parents.

"My dear is our boy okay, should we go to church to check on him."

"Ha, ha no need this boy as healthy as you and me. He is just curious about us and this place.It seems we made a pretty good boy.I let this boy rule my future Ireland terrority.

"Again that invasion please stop that we don't need that infertile land.If you accidentally killed who will look after me, who will teach this boy.

"I told you many times it is for our children.As a parent we should give them everything we can give them.By the way did we name our precious boy"

"You old hunk can't even name your boy.Lets name him as john."

"OLD HUNK i am only mid 30,ahh" sighs

"Okay my Joh, future lord of Ireland what shall we do with you"