*Wee woo* Doctor 1:"Get him in now!!" -2 hours later- What the hell is this bright light? Doctor:"Ya feeling alright?" "Um yea...can I go?" Doctor:"No. Get a little rest then we'll tell you the news." What news? "Ok." Doctor:"Before this happened did you have sex?" Fuck. "N-no." Doctor:"Hmm. I guess we were right then...you did have sex your asshole was really loose." "WHAT THE HELL?!?!?!" Doctor:"Just kidding. -Sticks our tongue-" Hmph. This doctor has some nerve. *Iphone ringtone* -Picks up phone- "Hello?" Doi:"Hey Kitty~ Can you do Daddy a favor?" "Ummm not now Asshole." Doi:"Don't disobey Daddy." "I said not right now. Can you just leave me alone?" Doi:"You see? Daddy is really hard right now. Don't you wanna suck daddy's big cock, you little slut?" "I SAID NO!!" *beep* Doctor:"Who was that?"