There was nothing in this unending darkness. The last thing i remember before coming here was going on a nice stroll on the Blackpool promenade, everything was fine looking out towards the sea as the sun was slowly setting over the horizon.

I was just thinking about a fanfiction I had read were someone was killed by a sentient truck some how and that the truck was a messenger from the gods to isekai people. As I was contemplating the chances of trucks being sent to kill of all the otakus I heard an engine revving. I turned towards the sound and the first thing that came to my mind was " how did that monster of a truck get on to the prom" the next was " OH SHIT!" as it rammed in to me knocking me head first into the sea. It was then I realised something. This was a setup I never leave my room how come the one time I do I get bashed in by a fucking truck and into the sea!! what bullshit. As I was bitching I then realized that I couldn't move. So there I was sinking under the water possible paralyzed and most likely drowning.

My last thought was " ahhhhhhh" as the water invading my lungs burned as I took an hour to die as the tide was going out.

So here I am standing in the dark waiting for someone to turn on the light. As I was contemplating my very unacceptable existence a voice called out " Yeah that's him grab him and go" suddenly the light came on and my soul? is being dragged until I see someone I recognize. It was my friend Michael who was quite the edge lord and has never willingly left his room he also prefers to go by ghost cause he never leaves and people hardly notice him, I wonder how he died?

A loud voice boomed " is this the guy you wished to join you?"

"Yeah that's my friend matthew. Hey matt fancy seeing you here this giant ass guy just told me that I was getting isekai'd and gave me 5 wishes so I wished for you to come is that cool?" as Michael finished my mind went blank, in the next second I launched myself at him with the fury of an enraged squirral.

" YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE I WAS JUST BRUTALLY KILLED AND FELT THE PAIN OF DROWNING, IMMA DROWN YOU!" Not complaining about the suddenly appearing kiddie pool I grabbed Michael by his hair and dunked him in as he struggled to breath.

when I had had enough I decided to stop.

"EHEM EHEM IF YOU TWO ARE QUITE FINISHED I HAVENT GOT ALL DAY, CONNOR AS YOU WISHED FOR ANOTHER SOUL TO JOIN YOU I SHALL SPLIT THE REMAINING 4 WISHES BETWEEN YOU AND FOR THOSE WHO CANT MATH THATS 2 EACH".

As I contemplated what to wish for I asked" where are we going?" The being glanced down and said "THATS YOUR CHOICE BUT WHERE EVER YOU GO BOTH OF YOU GO NOW DECIDE YOUR WISHES THEN PICK A DESTINATION".