"I can't believe this!" Said Mairey as she placed her hand on her forehead while her elbow was on the table.
"What's wrong?" Asked Lars as he poured some sangria purple wine into her glass.
"Well," the elvish woman sighed as she looked up at him, "It feels like everyone has some nowadays. I mean, all my friends and coworkers are in a relationship while I'm the only one who's single."
"But I'm not in a relationship," said the purple man as he stopped pouring once there was a decent amount of liquid in her wine glass, "So you're not alone." He then began pouring some of the drink into his own glass.
"Yes, but you have Cynith. You technically have someone you can spend the night with and cuddle with." Said the elvish woman as she grabbed the glass by it's stem and took a sip of wine.