Miss Anne was preparing for her first class as an electric installation teacher (well this may not be in other countries but I'm from Nigeria so just bear with me) for senior classes, when she got to the school which was named peace high school she taught maybe the school was going to be just like the name but when she stepped in she realized it was the opposite it was meant to be named pieces high school , when she got to the door of her class what she saw was 'ELECTRIC INSTALLATION ___ ___ A S S ' not wanting that to bother her she slipped into the class room just in time to see the scene unfolding in the class the boys and girls were dancing like mad people, she was surprised but chose to keep shut since they hadn't notices her yet she simply brought out a drone that could rain anything you placed in it so she placed small but very hard erasers in it, she did a quick count and found out there were twenty four of them controlling the drone she made it drop every single one of the erasers on each of their heads those who were unlucky includes the bald ones anyway she told them all to sit gently and miraculously they did so she began talking
Anne : Today I'm going to be talking about -
??? : your mama
(Laughter) Anne who is unfazed by what he just said continues talking
Anne : No today we'll be talking about your mama who's so dumb she got hit by a parked car.
(Another round of laughter)
Anne : as I was saying before that pig interrupted -
??? : ma as a matter of fact I'm not a pig so ma'am kindly check if there is enough power supply in your brain P.S - it wasn't an Insult but a fact
(Laughter)
Anne : hmm well all I have to say is that everyone's brain is like a circuit let's take your brain as an example the circuit - who h is your brain has been connected incorrectly cause your brain always sparks when you try to think anyway the reason why your circuit has been connected incorrectly is because the wires that are supposed to be connected to the smart part of your brain - which I doubt there is
- is connected to the dumb part of your brain thus causing your dear brain to spark, smoke and cutting short power supply needed to make your brain to work
(More laughter)
Toby : (Cannot speak :|
Anne : remember as someone was told me a few minutes ago that its just a fact and not an insult
Anne : on with the class, Everyone keep your notes in your bag were not going to need it
Everyone : huh
Anne : We won't use books in my class but tablets
Everyone : oh
A/N : hello what do you guys think about chapter 1 if you like it please don't forget to vote and leave a comment behind, oh and please check out my book 'my life is a mystery' thanks
P.S - I have horrible humour
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