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Chapter 7 - Bloopers

Satan; *looks at author in disappointment and rips the script in half* Why... My NAME IS ZAK! Akito get your a*s in here and defend me from this crazy person!

Me: Muthephoque! Don't bring him into the set yet!

Akito: You're my big brother, you're supposed to protect me and-Mooooom no drinks on set!

Hell; You can't make me! *runs away with her fruit smoothie and Akito chases her*

Satan; Akito! *runs after him*

(N/Normal)Notru; What the phoque is happening?

(O/ Other) Notru; Don't ask

Cane; It's better you don't know what's happening...

Eva; NOTRU! Help aunt Kamora's trying to put me in a wedding dress and that scene isn't supposed to happen yet!

Kamora: Eva~ Come over here! We need to take measures! *chases Eva and (N) Notru chases after them*

(N)Notru; Right behind you!

Eva; Idiot use your wings!*tries to fly away from her aunt but the titan still follows her , leaving the set*

(OC)Exalina: Wait for me! Mom!*tries to reach Kamora but she starts rebooting*

Elysa; Slow down! *enters the set sweating and trying to catch her breath* Oh great you're rebooting again, dam i need to get you checked by Spades.

Moonlight; *peeks out of her set*Hehehe, Editor~! The Author needs you~!*I slap my hand over her mouth and glare at her*

Me; Don't you dare call her over...

Editor; Too late! What's wrong, I heard a lot of commotion in here after I told the actors for and The Assassins Life to stop being trigger happy... *stands behind me and I nervously try to cover up the mess*

Angelica; Oooooooh, someone's in trouble-*peeks out from her set and those a quick thumbs up to Moonlight*

Me; Go back to your set!

Editor; You clearly need help from your senpai~ So what's the problem babe!

Me; First, of you're only 3 months older than me second, stop calling me babe!

Maya; This is so interesting *takes out popcorn and starts eating it on the set bed*

Yuna; You're so right *takes out popcorn and sits next to Maya* even more interesting than watching Cane become flustered.

Cane; I heard you!*blushes and Yuna giggles*

(O)Notru; Shush, we're trying to listen

Editor; Aw but I'm still taller than you and it's so cute when you're mad~

Me; Stoooooooooooooop!

Editor; No UwU

Me; Yes

Editor; No

Me; YES

Editor; Nope

Me; I hate you...

Editor; I love you too

Me; Stop

Editor; No

Me; When I see you in school I'm gonna strangle you!

Editor; Awwww~

Me; Urgh... if I say I love you too will you stop?... *I cross my arms and glare at her*

Editor; Maybe~

Me; Fine I luv u 2...

Editor; Yay *hugs me*

Me; *I sigh, hug her back, and think* Dam it, I can't stay mad at my best friend forever, even if she pisses me off on purpose every single fudging day!

Moonlight; Aw the bffs made up!

Me; Go back to your damed set!

Moonlight; Okay, okay yeez!*goes back to her set with Angelica*

Editor; Welp I have to go get the others in check! Seems like you have everything more in control than me! Bye babe!

Me; Oh my god, I swear to god, STOP!

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