Recap: Foreno and Smoly our main protagonists meet in a match app long ago. They became very good friends and Foreno moved to live in Smoly`s apartment in a free union relationship.
They had tons of adventures, but in one of them, an unknown entity gave Smoly sunglasses that could "see the truth", and when they are observing ads in the city, they spotter a "robot" from the future and started to pursue them.
Foreno couldn't beat him because it's a new model that adapts real quick, so he needs external help. One of those helpers it`s .... (title)
INTERIOR, SMOLY`S APARTMENT, NIGHT.
Foreno is sleeping in the couch, snoring. He feels a shadow presence above him and wakes him up, its Smoly staring at him from a short distance with a euphoria face, with a large grin.
Foreno: "What the fuck do you want?"
Smoly: "OHAYO GOZAIMASU! IM SUPER READY TO GO TO JAPAN HUN! YES, YES OR YES?!"
Wow, Foreno hadn't seen her so excited, since that time where lady shoes were at 20% discount.
Foreno had no option but to do a 90 degree stand up, grabbing his face in disapproval.
Foreno: oh how annoying you are. We will not go on a tour, shopping, honey moon, anything like that. ONLY for business, understand!
Smoly: "So, why do you want me to go with you? afraid to go alone? "(chicken chip chip sound)
Foreno: "no, well yes. What I am really afraid of, is leaving you here alone with that Falopio stalking, And you keep disobeying me, getting out and wander around, your safer with me. And you don't worry about monz, I left her to my two friends, they live together in another apartment, in fact I lived with them for a while."
Smoly: "omg, don't mention those 2 female friends, makes me mad jealous. Are you still living with them or were you living?"
Foreno: "None of your business. I'll introduce you later, are you ready to TP to Japan?"
Smoly ran away to her room, she is so excited, she really likes Japanese culture, you know, video games, anime, geishas, speed trains, sushi, the good stuff.
Smoly: WAIT WAIT, I'm not presentable, BRB!
After an eternity, let's say half hour for a normal man that`s waiting got her female friend to get dressed. WOMEN! Foreno can't keep checking the wall clock tickling, he is SO angry.
Foreno: Fucking 30 min to CHANGE CLOTHS? wtf is she doing in there? when she comes out, her suffering will be legendary....". He thinks. His tolerance is very low.
Smoly: "TADA!!!!!!!!!!!!". Foreno gets a big jumps care.
Foreno: "Jesus, Mary and Joseph!"
Smoly is half naked. She is "cosplaying" some anime chick from an anime she saw, but can't remember the title her. Her torso is wrapped with bandages, her breast are more prominent.
Has a very small thong that could represent Moses opening the ocean. Some samurai skirts she found on Facebook and a cute Chinese traditional hairstyle. Foreno has his horny eyes wide open, but he doesn't want to admit he likes that he is seeing.
Foreno: "HEY YOU! Do you want to bleed half Japan? cover those melons!"
Smoly makes a RLY? face. "Aren't you Gey -mer right?(one of my private jokes in real life.)
Gamer is pronounced Geymer. *applauses*
Foreno doesn't respond, making a ಠ_ಠ face.
Smoly: "How is it possible that you do not like these two babes? You don't know how far they have taken me in this macho world."
Foreno crosses his arms in disapproval.
"Do you want to be raped there? Let's say that Japanese culture love boobs"
Smoly: "Raped? yes plz...........(silence) pppfffff...JOKING BRO...haha ...relax!"
Foreno: "Gosh, you are sick. Stop pretending to be a human nymphomaniac".
Foreno points his finger to Smoly, he wants her full attention.
Foreno: You hear me out; I need you to take this seriously, do you want him to catch you and disappear forever?
Smoly: Hell no, Falopio will never catch me. Talking about serious things; do you remember that time you rejected me so badly?. and several times, I remember perfectly, it was August 8 at 4:54 p.m. in our special place. When we had been like 3 months, 2 weeks, 8 days, 15 hours and 24 minutes dating like good friends.
Foreno: "Oooh please no, that was LONG AGO".
--------------------FLASHBACK--------------------
EXTERIOR.AFTERNOON, HORSE TAIL, KINGHILL.
Smoly and Foreno were both riding a horse, he was riding it, and she was on his back holding him to avoid a painful fall. Smoly was wearing this white nice hat. They were hanging out in a horse trip at high mountain altitude. It was a happy day, relaxing, the sun was perfect, cloudy. The place was crowded; they were on a horse trip. Smoly was trying to refill courage to declare his love to her crush. After a while, in some kind of uncomfortable silence, she got courage to ask, but Foreno was already prepared.
Smoly: "Sup Foreno!!!.....emmm.....uuuuumm....emmm.....can...I ask you something...emmmmmmmmm..personal?".
Foreno:" I'm not a pedophile, drug dealer, rapping, assassin, Jehovah's witness, sincere politician, etc."
Smoly: (LOL), no dummy...I'm real serious this time..."
Smoly was bragging him from the back, she was blushing intensly.
Smoly: " oooooooom....eeeeeem...mmmmmmmmm...eeeeeeeeee..."
Foreno: "just spit it out damn it".
Smoly:"...uuum...seriously; do you think that you and me.... make a beautiful couple?
F5
Smoly:"Do you think we last as a couple until eternity??
F5
Smoly:"You like me? I like you, you fascinate me!"
F5
Smoly:"How about having four children? Memin, Pinguin, Mema and Oscar"
F5
Smoly:"How about having four children? Memin, Pinguin, Mema and Oscar"
Each time Smoly tries, more tears drop and more frustrated she get by being friend zoned.
Smoly:"And we can put a video game business, streaming, sex clubs, all that!
Emm..(sob) ... and be happy forever ... and always ... (sob)
LAST F5 -she could take it anymore.
Smoly:"And if you never leave me, you will have the best sex in the world, I will fulfill any of your fantasies. come on say yes. C'mon, I don't like to beg...you."
Smoly:" So... what do you say"?
Foreno glanced towards Smoly, she was doing this funny but weird face...SHE HAD NOTHING TO LOSE! GO SMOLY!.
Foreno: "With you?".
Smoly made one of the most original and funny expressions I have ever made(drawn). You could see birds fly away from her back, angels chanting, bright light spawning in all directions, every part of the universe was UNITED AT THAT MOMENT, IT WAS THE MOMENT OF TRUTH, NOTHING COULD GO WRONG!
Foreno lost it. His laughter was go big to suppress.
I let this picture speaks by itself.
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The horse keeps advancing and he doesn't stops laughing hard. She has her arms crossed, very pissed.
Foreno:"I think I popped my pants and had an orgasm at the same time, you cured me of thousand of cancers, thanks. I haven't laughed like this for a long time. And let me tell you that I noticed your f5 (reloads) reset of time, I'm not stupid."
Awkward silence.
Smoly: "well?". Damn she is persistent.
He glanced and took a good look then said:
"COSITAS!". Like saying. "Awwww you little thing, or lol how naive and innocent.
--------------------END FLASHBACK--------------------
Foreno grabs his hair and starts to shake it violently. Making voice sounds like moans, grunts and broken words.
Foreno: "DO YOU FEMALE NEVER FORGET, HUH? FORGET IT ALREADY! GET OVER IT!". he yelled with dismay.
VIDEO DE RAFA DIDIENCO AJAMASSSSSSSSSSSS!
Smoly: NEVER!
Foreno: Oh cmon ralf;you know what, I don't want to talk about this anymore, you know that these sentimental things don't go with me, I already suffered once and I don't want it to to repeat with one of your kind, Bruzela.
He turned his back with resentment.
Smoly: Why do we all carry it through a single bad experience? You told me not to let a bad experience ruin your life, be consistent, you always avoid me in these relationship issues, huuuh? Foreno, plz answer me, speak to me! why?
A shadow figure manifested behind Foreno; Smoly didn't saw it, it looked like a woman with 2 long bangs and were pink colored. She had her arms crossed just like Foreno. Both spoke at the same time, just like Tyler durden and Edward Norton.
Foreno: this conversation....
Unknown shadow: this conversation....
Foreno: it's over....
Unknown shadow: it's over....
VIDEO DE TYLER CON LYA SABES SS....SISISISIS YA SABES!!! VIDEO TODE OYUBE
Smoly: I hate you, you are mean to me!
Foreno touches his forehead, he had enough of this, JUST DO IT, it's time to teleport to Japan in a second!
Foreno: shhhh, just shut up, we are leaving . Lets 'go!
Smoly: YEEEEEEEEEEES!!!!!!!!
Smoly...she radically changed her mood from sad to happy in an instant, she just forgot all this happened. He touched his shoulder, so she also teleported with him. SWOOOSH.
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EXTERIOR,KYOTO, JAPAN, NOON.
They teleported instantly to a vast forest. I haven't travel to Kyoto, so lets the type of tree are pines. The pines had smooth bark, their smell was natural with the distant aroma of fetid earth. Their leaves were bright green, some of them were falling , you could hear them crunching as they walked. Rustling sounds of small animals scurrying under the thick ferns and over the thousands of brittle branches and twigs. The constant sound of the fresh breeze singing in the pine branches, swaying genlty,it was a symphony of tranquility.
Foreno: We are here. Wow, I really like forests. It's a pleasure to be surrounded by this majestic creation. Hearing nothing but the breeze traveling thought the branches, making that peaceful noise....so relaxing. I really get tired of living in the city, with so much traffic, angry people and chaos, this places recreate me.
Smoly thought they were going to some place like Tokyo where the action is, tons of people walking to cross the street. Mass commerce's, anime shops, video game arcades, libraries full of mangas. She loves to be near humans, she is more social than Foreno for this matters. Foreno is more of a lone wolf who likes nature and likes to be alone, but not forever.
Smoly:Etoooo....I expected Japan to be more colorful and lively, where are the stores?.
I want a kimono!
Foreno gave her a little slap to the back head. " We are NOT HERE for shopping...c'mon, we have a journey to do". (¬¬)
They walked for hours. going up and down hills. It was getting dark; crickets began their continuous chants. Smoly was gasping all the way, she was so tired. Foreno stopped, he was walking following his instincts, no google maps here, pure space and time perception.
Foreno: hhppmm....(thinking deeply)
Smoly: GASP....GASP.....AAAAH...aaah....I....I lack cardiovascular condition, (gasp)--mercy, are we lost? what are you looking for----gasp? aaah....
Foreno ignores her. A pair of old Japanese couple around their 60s cross by, Foreno doesn't hesitate to ask for directions. Foreno spoke with fluid and perfect dialect.
Foreno: Sumimasen, tachibana tera wa dokodesu ka?(excuse me, where is the tachibana temple?
Japanese Senior: soso, sono takenomichi o massugu susumi, migi ni susumi, kaidanwonoboru (yes yes, go straight on that bamboo path, then right and go up those long stairs)
Smoly is extremely impressed.
Foreno: Domo arigatou gozaimasu.(thanks you very much) He bows in respect for their hospitality.
Smoly: W T F, you know Japanese?!.....Ohh..sorry.
SHe also bows, showing her big boobs to the old man, he pass out leaving trails of blood from his nose, just like Master Roshi style. Her wife was concerned.
SMoly: oooo shiii...I thought that only happened in anime series.
Foreno: don't bend over to much, lets continue, we are near.
They finally find the long stairs. While going up they started a long chit chat.
Smoly: Hey....tell me, how did you learned the Japanese language?
Foreno: In fact...I know almost all existing world languages, I have a lot of knowledge at this subject.
Smoly: what..how? lets see, say something in french..italian...german...russian..tell me!
Foreno: SHHHHHHHHHHH! (stfu)
Smoly: OH CMON plz... Your secrets intrigue me, you are so mysterious, I love that about you.
Foreno: SSSSSH!!! SHUT UP...I'll tell you later.
Smoly: later...why always later...tell me now.
Foreno: SSHHH...shut it, you are not prepared. We're almost there, we don't want to find her in a bad mood, and don't even think of saying nonsense, my contact does not tolerate stupidity.
She has been warned.
Smoly: Ok...whatever you say...geez.---ಠ╭╮ಠ
Once they reached the top, climbing those eternal stairs, they were in a old ruined Japanese village and the strangest thing is that it was still on fire. Fire cracking in the ashed wood, sparkles of fire swinging to heaven in a infinite paradise. It seemed that war happened there, just like in the abandoned warehouse where they found Blodia, but his was different. Any fire would cease long ago, but not here.
Smoly: Nani!?(what in Japanese), what the hell happened here?
Foreno: my old ally, Kyokiru, did this. She annihilated everyone here.
Smoly: Kyo what?
They walked forward stepping on burned human skulls, they disintegrated by any touch , turning to dust by the intense heat. They stopped in a small burned house, but it was the only that was not on fire, instead it had smoking moist. the house had 2 floors, on the bottom they was some kind of rectangular Japanese tombs with kanji naming the diseased victim. There was a big rock with some Japanese rope ornaments embracing it, it look odd.
And on the top floor, there she was....Foreno`s old ally. Kyokiru. Leaning on the wall, seated. Her skin color is pale as Grafnets, her eyes are sky blue color(a mix of blue and green), she has a big scar with green pigment in the middle of her face. She is wearing different cloths of fallen samurais. The shirt has a big hole in the lower left with blood on the sides.
She has long grayish hair, passing her waist. A red bandana in her forehead with a kanji that says "older sister". And 2 swords, maybe of those is....
Kyokiru: Nani ga anata o koko ni tsurete kimasu ka, Foreno san? (what brings you here, foreno)
Foreno gave her this dark look.
Foreno: speak in English, don't be elitist/malinchist.
Kyokiru: I don't like the taste of English in my tongue. Reason for your visit to Kyoto? are you looking for my help again?
Foreno: I need you to help us to eliminate a darkpip with the name Falopio. It is not very strong but it is a new experimental model and adapts quickly, but surely it will not be a problem for you. Obviously I need a quick death, as silent as possible. I don't want it to attract more problems / reinforcements.
Kyokiru: You already know what my condition is to help you. and the other is, no children or women.
Foreno:"Again? That you are never satisfied? I am not a stallion, I have a limit, I will fall, dry, so much use." says agitated.
Smoly has poker face, clueless of what Kyokiru meant.
Smoly: which condition?
Foreno: You don't want to know.
Kyokiru notices a good chance to make them fight, she is wicked.
Kyokiru: She is your girlfriend?
Foreno: NOO..NONONO..NO.......NO!!!
Smoly: YES!!!!!!!!! YES..YES......YES AND YES!!!
Smoly hugged his crush from the waist like a lunatic.
Foreno: Kyo...don't listen to her, she's crazy. I met her on the internet, it's a passing relationship, I hardly know her. **let go**
Smoly: OOOH , DONT FUCKING LIE! **you are mine!**
Foreno tryies to retire from there, but Smoly slows him down because she is grabbing his tights. She is so curious.
Foreno: You know that, no thanks, I know where this is going, I will look for other alternatives, sayonara!
Smoly: Why? what is that condition? Kyokiru tell me, don't leave me with the doubt!
Kyokiru stares and pauses. She thinks about her sister and remembers she must make her life almost impossible. An evil grin emerge from her teeth.
Kyokiru: "Have sex with me.". Her intentions are almost always evil, she likes to see others suffer. Foreno grabs his hair, very stressed and thinks " SHIT...GAME OVER MAN, GAME OVER!".
Smoly explodes in rage. "WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!!!!!!!!!?????????????????"
Kyokiru grin is even larger, she triggered them.
Imagine when Goku saw Kriling blown away by Freeze when he first became super saiya jin, well ...Smoly is goku now, super pissed. "Fucking bitch" she thinks.
Smoly: Foreno ....tell me what she said is a lie....
Foreno: Emmm..well...uum....(nervous laugh) she is not....
Smoly turns to Foreno and hits him so hard he is knocked down in a single powerful blow to the face.
Foreno: "What's your problem? you are crazy! I don't know why that hurted me, wtf?" he says while rubbing his face to ease the pain.
Smoly: Where is our relationship going? what are you looking for? Do you want me just for a little while? do you love me? Or are you just one of those typical macho men who see us as vaginas with legs? tell me now!
Foreno:Hey, calm down, that was a long time ago, before I met you, this ... emmmm.
hey Smoly, I think it's not the best time/moment to discuss this ...
Kyokiru laughs out loud, like some crazy dictator with hunger of power and greed.
Kyokiru: AAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA! I BELIEVE THAT IT IS THE BEST MOMENT...PFFFF AHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Smoly glanced to her, she was so mad at Foreno that she forgot about her presence.
Smoly: What the fuck are you laughing at?......................BITCH!
-------------------------KYOKIRY TRIGGERED ------------------------------------------------
Kyokiru drops down where she was seated. She usually NEVER moves from there. She is always on a high ground to feel more dominant and menacing. Now she is at the same level as Foreno and Smoly, same respect and hierarchy. But that bitch thing, she took it so personal.
Kyokiru pulls out the big sword from its scabbard "SHRRRINK" (a cool metallic sound effect can be heard. But the effect sounds like futuristic, not medieval)
Kyokiru: Repeat the last word you said...I double dare you.
When the sword is coming out of the scabbard, a dark mist slowly comes out making this hiss sound like if it contained in some gas chamber with a lot of pressure(well I tried to explain this, not easy XD)
Foreno and Smoly are in shock, mouth and eyes wide open, dilated pupils. Foreno began to sweat like remembering a big trauma.
Foreno: that damn sword....
Smoly remembers what Falopio said when he was drunk and the alcohol gave him a short circuit, there was no doubt about it...
SMoly: That's....that's..the famous.....
SOUL REAVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The sword looks A LOT like Genjis blade from Blizzards Overwatch game. Its design is futuristic, but the weird part is that Kyokiru has been in the oldest and most ancient part of Japan, so how it's possible that she has that sword? The color of the sword is blue not as green as Genjis. It has small holes on the top of the blade, where black mist is expelled. Its long, it's cool and its deadly.
Foreno receives a quick migraine, he feels his head wants to explode. His eyes, nose and mouth start to bleed this black goo same as any Bruzela. The place surrounding them turns dark and misty. Shadow figures hover in the back, like tortured souls. Foreno recognize some of them, they look Japanese citizens that died long ago, centuries back. There's another unknown entity behind that robot, it looks small and chubby, full of fat slices. But his worst nightmare was behind Kyokiru, a large dark robot showing his back. He turned only his head sideways, slowly , facing Foreno. And the simply said.
Unknown robot: Father, is that you?.
Kyokiru: What a beautiful reunion, your son sends you greetings Foreno.
SMoly: HE IS YOUR SON? That figure behind Kyo is your son?
Foreno: "Just a moment, how can you see him too?" he can't believe it.
Smoly: I DONT KNOW MAN!
Kyokiru: "You..the momochi. YOU AND I have pending issues". She says while pointing the word towards her.
Smoly does this hero pose, inviting her to a duel.(to the death?)
Smoly: c'mon, come get some! I'm here bitch! you want a piece of me bud?
Kyokiru is losing tolerance, one more strike and...
Kyokiru: I admire your courage to challenge me, but if you tell me again bitch ....one more time...
Foreno crouches and claims for mercy and forgiveness.
Foreno: Hey girls, calm down, we are all friends ok? we are on the same side, this bz is drunk..emm she doesn't knows what she is doing..., emmm excuse us
Smoly: Shut the fuck up Foreno.
Foreno stands up , grabs Smoly`s shoulder, turning her back and whisperers in her face.
Foreno: Calm down! You don't know who you're messing with, this bz is ruthless, dangerous, exaggeratedly fast, precise, lethal and the worst ... patient. She is almost invincible with that sword, if it is cuts you , you will not live to tell it.
Smoly calms down, her auto control is good and she feels this death presence. She may be impulsive and reckless but not stupid.
Smoly: ok , I get it...tell me, how did she got that sword?
Foreno: She has never wanted to tell me, but I feel that something has to do with my son, there is a connection.
Kyokiru: Listen well Foreno, if you don't want me to eliminate your friend right now for hurting my honor, I will only forgive her if she is officially your love partner.
They both did this funny expressions. SMoly even has time to poke him, is she dreaming?
Didn't took long, maybe 5 seconds of intense introspection, Foreno has decided, there's no other choice/option. She grabs SMoly by both shoulders desperate with goner face.
Foreno:SMOLY! WILL YOU BE MY GIRLFRIEND?!
Smoly: Oh....umm.... I don't know, I wish this moment was more romantic...
Foreno: YES OR NO???!!!!!!!
Smoly jumps and grapples Foreno with love while saying a simple YES and kisses him.
Kyokiru watches all this, that's enough for her, she put the sword in its holster; then inhales and exhales deeply, feeling inner peace.
Kyokiru: I'm glad for you two, for now, get away and leave me alone.
She stared at them for about 4 seconds, then slowly turning to the eternal fire that engulfed the area. She crossed the intense fire without getting hurted and affected.
Foreno: What about our problem with Falopio?
Kyokiru: I'll think about it, for now I want to be alone, very lonely ... and waiting.
Foreno: "But why alone? why are you always here? Why don't you go somewhere else? Why don't you search and talk to your sister? Why is it always so hot here?"
Foreno tries to understand her, he is a little scared, but he feels pity and just wants to help.
Kyokiru: Can you also see the eternal flames? what a coincidence, apparently everything is connected, but still, nobody understands my pain. Don't look for me unless you have something better to offer, mate ne.
Foreno: Ok..emmm fair enough....
we will be in touch... thanks for nothing...(crazy lustful depressive bitch)
Smoly notices something.
Smoly: Hey love, I just had a dejavu.
Foreno: Which? did you saw a black cat twice?
Smoly: No, silly neo. Do you remember when Sephiroth burned Nibelheim after reading in the underground library and realized that he was a "son" of Jenova?
They both share a laugh.
Foreno: UUUMM..AAAAAAAH! YES! FINAL FANTASY 7! OF COURSE!
Smoly tries to hug and kiss him again but Foreno rejected her.
Smoly: YES MY LOVE, WE ARE SO COMPATIBLE..NOW GIVE ME AAA..--mhnmhmnm( foreno covered her mouth with hand)
Foreno: NO...don't get too emotional. I just declared to you because I need you to help me to make changes in space and time, business is business ...remember?
Smoly: I don't care...you are my love and I won't let you go! Where do you think you are going, are we going home now?
Foreno dragged her while preparing to teleport, thinking (" god, what have I done?!")
--TELEPORT-------------
Foreno feels the TP aftermath and looses balance and almost faint. By his luck, Grafnet was waiting for them, laying in the couch. She notices Foreno very weak and runs to aids him.
Grafnet: MOMONZ!. She is so happy to see him, she ignores Smoly completely.
Foreno: Hello monz!, please regenerate me, Smoly is my girlfriend but it will be temporary until we defeat Falopio (faints) ...
Smoly watches laying in the floor, watching.
Smoly: Enjoy it all you can Grafnet, because now he's all mine.
END