Pretending to playfully hit him, I put some force behind it as a punishment for trying my patience.
"Oh my gosh, babe! We can't do that! There's people here!"
"I'm not leaving until I get my kiss."
You have got to be kidding me. Whatever, I don't have time to have a battle of wits with him this morning. In a small act of rebellion, I step on his feet before giving a swift kiss on the cheek. I was hoping for at least a grimace but he just smiles down at me. That cheeky bastard. I'm gonna get him back for this. I don't know when, and I don't know how, but believe me I will.
"I really have to go now."
"Have a good day."
"Mhm."