"Just to clarify Dillon, I'm telling you this because I need a man's opinion."
"I'm your guy."
"We'll see. Okay, so you know Alexi?"
"Who?"
"Xander."
"Oh yeah, of course. Wait, why do you call him Alexi?"
"It's a long story that I won't be talking about today. Anyways, over the past 3 days he has sent me 1,601 roses."
"He's sending you flowers?"
"Yeah, but that's not even what makes the tea hot. Will tried throwing out my flowers today, and when I caught him I thought they were from his fans and he went along with it."
"That is some tea."
"Yeah, but how am I supposed to get the flowers back? I kind of actually want to keep them this time."
"Seriously, Astra? That is what your concern is right now?"
"No, that's my concern for later. Right now my concern is getting my pizza back."
He hands the box back to me. I immediately dive into a slice of pineapple and happiness.
"Astra, I don't think you understand what's going on."
"Elaborate then."
