Jesse, Alan, and Jeff three of the villages least promising occupants are gathered together outside of the local pub. From outside the kilted mermaid you can hear the shanty of man drunk men being tended to by the bar maids.
Jesse: "Why did you decide to drag us here Jeff?"
Jeff: "I figured since we'll be starting our adventure tomorrow we should at least help Alan our before he does a virgin!"
Jesse: *Facepalm*
Alan: "Oh yeah because you've really done sooooo well with the ladies huh fatty?"
Jeff: "Let's just head inside...."
The three hopeful men head inside. They are met by a stunning blonde bar maid in a green and white maid like outfit. This is Katie, Jeff's Ex.
Alan: "I'll never understand how you pulled that, and even worse you let it go!"
Jeff: "Shut it, Shrimp! I kick my own ass enough okay?! I don't need to hear it from you too."
Jesse: "I could answer those questions if you want Alan."
Alan: "OH PLEASE DO! Heh heh"
Jesse: "Well she was off the rebound from Ajax, and she has that face problem. Let's just say Jeff got a good rebound, and scored with a few free throws."
Jeff: "....SOOOO who wants a drink?"
Party: "AYE"
Jeff: "Katie could we get six ales?"
Katie: "Of course!"
Alan: "It's a wonderful how nice she can still be towards you after a break up. I mean she spares no expense. That warm smile, and even a little courtesy. You really messed up man.
Jesse: "Well it's not like he broke up with her. Maybe she just feels bad, so she is trying to make up for it?"
Alan: "THAT HAS TO BE IT"
Jesse: "Or she's just over the whole thing rebound fling included?"
Alan: "Too many possibilities, what do you think big guy?"
Jeff: "I think I need a stronger drink."
Jesse: "it was your idea to bring us here, so don't blame me for what happens. Speaking of didn't you say you were going to buy Alan a girl tonight?"
Jeff: "I didn't mean I'd pay for it alone man!"
Jesse: "So if I buy I get to choose the girl?"
Jeff: "Dont you dare!!"
Jesse: "OH Katie!"
Kate: "Hey Jesse, what can I do for you?"
Jesse: "I was looking for a girl for Alan tonight, any suggestions?"
Jeff: "DON'T ANSWER HIM KATIE ITS A TRAP!" *Muffled by Alan*
Katie: "Uhm I think Teagan is free tonight"
Jesse: "If she's not what does your schedule look like?"
Katie: " Yes I'm free, but I don't think Jeff will like that, and you know the bar maids are double"
Jesse: "Oh I know, *Leans in to whisper* But you know I have to give Jeff a scare for dragging me here. *Leans back* so I'll see you later then! Thanks Katie! *Wink*
Jeff: "How could you do this to me?! I thought we were friends"
Jesse: "Next time you'll not drag me out when I have quests to complete"
Alan: "I love how I had any say in this"
Jesse: "Well I didn't hear an objection, even if you'll be dungeon buddies with Jeff."
Jeff: "I'll pay you triple what your quests are worth please cancel the appointment"
Jesse: "Pay me, and Teagan to fill in for Katie, and you have a deal."
Jeff: "DONE."
Alan: "Guess I still get no say huh? Well Teagan is pretty cute anyway."
Jesse: "Okay I'll see you guys tomorrow thanks for the payment Jeff!"
Jeff: " Yeah, yeah. Excuse me Katie! Jesse told me I could cancel your appointment and set up Teagan instead."
Katie: "Oh yeah? How much did he swindle you for this time?"
Jeff: "What do you mean?"
Katie: "He never really made an appointment with me ya big dummy"
Jeff: "That's it he's getting my mace to the face tomorrow!"