"What do you think they're doing?" Madhav asked.
"Gossiping about how your nose is slightly crooked" Jp mumbled as she played on her phone," why do you care so much? I'm sure that Vinny has seen the horrible side of you by now"
"What do you mean?" he asked,d defensively," I have been a really nice boyfriend to her" they were standing outside the salon, sitting on the stone bench.
"well that makes one of her" she smiled," and I meant the side of you that eats with his mouth open and tosses his shoes through the air hoping that they land on the floor instead of putting them to one side like a normal human being"
"Stop. why do you know all these bad things about me" he groaned," and no, generally exes seem to have a bad opinion of me"
"Really? I wonder why!" she said with false surprise," It's not like you cheated on them and made them cheat... oh wait"