What's happening everything is dark.

I don't like the dark especially in the summer because there are mosquitoes and when you try to sleep you hear them buzzing in one ear but you can't see them because it's so dark so you just wave your hand in it's general direction. And then it stops for a second so you think it's gone but then you hear it buzzing again. Stupid mosquitos

Anyway I'm not sure who or what I am I don't have any memories of existing before this.

But I do know/kinda remember certain things like tik tok stupid reddit good, harem protagonists are dense enough to create black holes and that FBI-kun is always watching.

Hmmmm... it's staying dark for quite a while was kinda expecting something to happen.

Hey god. If you're out there my dude can you make something happen it's getting quite boring.

...

I'll give you a cookie and some milk if you do.

Then suddenly I started to feel something 'I'll take that as a yes' I was lying on something soft most likely a mattress because my head was also lying on something soft and I was covered in something soft so I'm guessing I'm lying in a bed.

Finally I could open my eyes and confirm my suspicions. I was indeed lying in a bed. Damn if 'guess if you're lying in a bed' ever became a sport I'd be getting gold.

So now that I've opened my eyes I tried to sit up and look around around the room. Sitting up was harder then I expected but I still managed somehow. There were wooden wals, I could see the straw roof, there wasn't really any flooring just what seemed like hardened dirt and there was a window and a door.

But what was weird was the fact that there were wooden bars surrounding me. It seems like I've already been imprisoned the moments came here quite unlucky for me.

I tried to grab the wooden bars to see if I could move them in anyway.

Huh what's that small grubby hand doing here is there someone else imprisoned here with me? But that can't be right I had a look around and there was no one here. Wait a minute... is that... is that my hand?

But if that's my hand then does that mean. I had a quick look at the rest of my body and it was as I thought. I have grubby little toes, feet and legs and my belly is fat I-I'm a baby.

I feel like crying. Actually I am crying. Why am I crying I know I said I feel like crying but normally you don't actually cry when you say that or think in my case. Is this a side effect of being a baby because if it is this is going to be frustrating.

Then I heard footsteps outside my door coming closer until I saw the door open and there was a woman with long light brown hair. She had her hair in a ponytail going over her left shoulder. Her breast's were I think slightly above average and she had quite a nice waist and hips.

She ran over to me picked me up and said: "shhhhhh don't you don't you worry child see heavens got a pla-." Oh sorry that's not what she said she said: "shhhhh no need to cry mommy's here" she rocked me back and forth while holding me against her bosom.

I was trying to stop myself from crying but for some reason I couldn't. Then suddenly she said: are you hungry don't worry mommy will feed you. Now it took me a sec to fully realize what was going to happen and she had already taken her left breast out. You know being a baby is better than I thought it would be.

Butt you of course don't want to read about someone sucking on big soft nice and round succulent breasts. So we'll skip this part.

After I was done drinking from her breast which was an amazing experience to bad you didn't want to read about it, she put her breast back gave me a kiss on my nose and tucked me in.

She read me a bed time story about some god and how he saved all humans and killed all the demons and stuff because they were evil or something I wasn't really listening it was a bit to cliche for my taste.

After she was done reading the story she gave me another kiss this time on the forehead and said: "make sure you get enough sleep to stay healthy for when the church takes you in prepares you for being a offer to god."

Yeah yeah now go away I'm sleepy...

WAIT WHAT DID SHE JUST SAY!?

But before I could do something I heard her mumble something and saw her move her hand in a weird way and I immediately fell asleep.