"Wait! What about buying me lunch, y...you buy me lunch everyday" I grabbed his hand, then immediately let go when I remembered 'I had honked my boss's dick.'
"Your fridge was empty, and I have never seen you eat lunch. I don't want an employee working under me to faint while on the job, it would look bad for the company." He turned towards the giant metal doors, slid his card and disappeared from sight.
"I think I'm going to throw up." I grabbed my stomach and bent over, knowing full well that I had fucked up.
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I
Don't
Know
How
To
Exist
Around
My
Boss