"After everything you do for me, can you blame me for calling you an angel?"
...
"Eww, no, how can you suggest something so ludicrous?!" I say, pushing him away by keeping my hands on his chest. Once I have my private space, I can breathe properly.
He sighs, "Now that we have that out of the way, made very clear to me in an extremely rude manner, I need to ask you something. Did you go to meet that person who texted you even though I asked you not to?" He lifts his eyebrow expectantly at me, and I give him a nervous smile.
"Uh..." I hesitate, "no?"
"I know you did," he says with deathly calmness that makes me worry. "I'm telling you that you went behind my back and did the one thing I asked you not to do."
"Alright?" I tilt my head in mock confusion. "Thanks for telling me! Now I'll go sleep with this wonderful news!"
I turn around and when my hand is on the door handle, his hands wrap around my waist and he twirls me around.
