Ralph was excited. Today was the first time in over ten years Ralph had managed to get a date and he would not let this opportunity go to waste! By tomorrow he would have eather lost his virginity or died trying... Well maybe not the last part. When Ralph first met TruckGirl34 or Dana online he had been skeptic (especially now with that new serial killer on the loose) but after a bunch of tests that made him looke like he was paranoid, wich he totaly was, he had confirmd that she was in fact real.

The date was suposed to take place at Dana's house at 17:30 and the trip there would take Ralph about halve an houer by train. At 16:30 Ralph left his apartmen, went to the train station and sat there for twenty minutes. He then took the train to a station close to Dana's place and arrived five minutes early.

*Ring*

Not even three seconds after Ralph rang the door bell Dana had allready opend the door. She had blond hair, dark brown eyes and a cute, slightly round and friendly face. She wore a short white dress with a flower pattern on it and clevage showing of her huuuuge boobs. i mean some serious honkers. a real set of badonkers. packin some dobonhonkeros. mass- ( ?: Stop thinking about boobs and tell the story! Author: allright).

"Hey there you must be Ralph.„ Dana sad chearfully. " ...Yeah„ Ralph replied nervously.

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"What are you waiting for, come in!„ Dana sad. As soon as Ralph entered he was assulted by the smell of far to much perfume. 'Did her cat p*ss on the floor and she had to cover it up, or why does it smell like someone blew up a perfume factory?' Ralph though to himself as he stared at Dana's plump a- (?: NO! BAD AUTHOR! Author: hiss. ??: GET OF THE COUCH!).

Dana led Ralph to the living room, where she told him to sit down on her blood red couch while she got them some drinks from the kitchen. Maby if Ralph wasn't so busy paniking about his lack of social skills he would have noticed that every pice of hard to clean furniture in the room was red.

"Hey Ralph„ Ralph heared Dana say. "Ye-„ before Ralph could finish his sentence he was interupted by a burning pain in his left chest and the sensation of something forcefully entering his chest. " I hope you don't taste as bad as the last guy.„ Dana wispered into his ear.

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Suddenly Ralph felt a cuting sensation above his chest and the pain was gone. In fact all sensation was gone.

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But soon it retuned, in form of what felt like a loving embrace as Ralph's paniked and confused mind calmed down rabitly. And then, Ralph slowly drifted of to sleep... Suddenly Ralph was forcefully ripped out of Death's embrace and the next thing he felt was the rought and cold floor he was lying on. 'That wasn't what I ment when sad I wanted to get inside a girl' Ralph though before the previously surpressed panik returned causing him to realise that he was probably just a character in a crappy webnovel.