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Chapter 14 - Act I. Planning absurdly

"A plan? What darn plan?"

Jack replies while him and Zick are looking surprised by Sam, smirking a bit as the grab their hats.

"Well. Glad you bloody asked Jack! The plan is to make the bosses's stop hunting you two. With force!"

The two brothers reply at the same time, matching up with each other's voices very loudly as they jump from excitement.

"What?!"

"What?!"

Sam smirks as he shrugs off, letting his third hand grab his cane. Replying happily.

"It's a it more complicated then planned, but if we do it right then we might bloody win this!"

Zick grabs Sam by his suit as he shakes him while shouting at the gentleman with the plan.

"What do you fuckin' mean force?! Are you trying to get us killed?!"

"Bloody hell. Relax! No one of us will get hurt... I think at least."

"You think?!"

"As I said. If you won't bloody listen to me, then we will probably get hurt. A lot."

Zick leaves Sam as he shrugs off as well with a frown on his face, turning his head away as he listens to Sam's so called brilliant plan.

"Ahem. Anyway... where was I bloody at?... oh yes! The plan! Okay okay. We gotta do this carefully as I say, okay? Okay. Here it is."

Sam pulls out a foldable table out of his pocket and unfolds it into a big table, putting a on it a blue and white map of the bosses's mansion. Showing directions with his fingers pointing.

"Well here's the bloody plan. In six more days there will be the celebration. All we gotta do is to disguise you two while I will be around the party normally, mostly since no one knows that I'm hiding you two here.

You two will also enter the party, disguised, at their mansion as I plan to purchase bloody invitations from some other robots at a fair price.

Everyone will drink alcohol, get drunk and bloody knocked out while you two will sneak around as I look out for anyone getting close to your bloody range."

Sam suddenly pulls out a bomb from his other pocket, putting it directly on the map. Making Jack and Zick jump from surprise.

"What you need to do is to take this bloody bomb with you and plant it in the bosses's room, then after you leave. Kaboom!

The two bosses will be so embarrassed that they will bloody stop the bounty on you two as they will need that money to bloody fix their mansion!

And it's all thanks to the lady here which gave me a map of their mansion, who knew she was a janitor of their place and knew every bloody spot there?"

The brothers look at Sam while scratching their head and grabbing their chins. Jack replies slowly to Sam as he questions his plan.

"You really think that plan is going to darn work? Like it looks well darn planned but I don't know... something here seems off."

Sam slams his hands on the table furiously, as if he's a lawyer failing his job protecting his client from being guilty.

"What do you bloody mean by that?! How can it not bloody work?!"

"Well... blowing up the bosses's place in my opinion will probably get them even angrier since they are offering six darn million prons for me and Zick while their mansion only costs one hundred and fifty thousand prons."

Zick tilts his head to Jack's direction as he still shrugs off in front of Sam.

"Yeah. He is right you know? Kinda weird that you think that the bosses's won't fuckin' attack us back. And who knows if they will be or not be in their room the hole time?"

Sam looks in embarrassment as he walks towards the tied up lady in the other side of the room. Making Jack reply in a cynical tone.

"Huh. Forgot that she's darn here too. What's her name again? I don't think it was ever mentioned here."

Sam looks towards Jack as he drags the hacked and tied up lady towards them.

"Well you see... she is a really vital part to this, I kinda did a bad thing by... ahem... bloody brainwashing her. But. Ahem. anyway...

She will be on our side and make sure the bosses will indeed feel embarrassed and stop chasing after you, don't worry. You don't need to know a thing, it's all planned into her right now."

Zick flails his arms as he shouts again at Sam.

"What?! That's fuckin' messed up! You can't just control a robot! They have their own fuckin' will!"

"Yeah yeah yeah. We're bloody robots. We were meant to obey at first. The free wills are because the fact that the bloody bosses did a certain deal or bloody whatever with Mother. So anyway, I'll just turn her on and she'll help us out."

"Please darn rephrase."

"Ugh. Fine, I'll just ACTIVATE her and she'll help us out. Bloody happy now?"

"Yep."

Sam kneels as he opens her chest, showing a red and white motherboard, surrounded by black tubes and red, green and blue wires. The inside of every robot usually. But before Sam activates her, he looks at the brothers while saying to them in a serious tone.

"Just one bloody thing. Don't say to her anything about being reprogrammed, and I bloody will repeat it again. Do. Not. Bloody. Tell her what she was before. She will probably get a crisis and will attack us or something like that. Bloody got it?"

The brothers sigh as they reply to him with an awkward and tired tone.

"Ugh... fine. I darn promise I won't tell any darn thing to her."

"Huh.... I can't promise anything. But. I'll fuckin' try to keep it a secret."

"Bloody hell... good enough. Well. here we go... Three. Two. One."