The Egg Sandwich
There are three types of eaters
When it comes to this breakfast item
The I Don't Care, who just goes all in
Knowing that they are gonna make a mess anyways
The Perfectionist, who manages to eat in
All the right places without missing a drop
And The Accident, who was doing so good
But one bite is all it took to get it everywhere
When it comes to egg anythings
I'm usually the Perfectionist
Today I was the Accident