——-Entrance Exam——-
"HEY EVERYBODY!!" The anime really didn't put the sheer loudness of present mic up to par with the real life scream. My god! Though it might just be my nerves...
After he stops giving the students a migraine, he finally starts explaining what the robots are, villain points, areas and how to get to the buses. Solid stuff. Surprisingly I was put into Midoriyas group. Sonic complains about how we didn't list the fourth robot and this is a poor representation of the school or something. I really don't like how Lida is a prick just for the sake of 'Making an appropriate environment for education'. Like seriously, he's almost as thick headed as Midoriya. He doesn't even ask Midoriya to stop his stuttering before berating him about it. Serious douchebaggery.
The academic test was pretty easy, save for a few questions to test the smarter students. After all that was said and done, we finally boarded the buses to the physical exam. The scenery was pretty nice, but I don't understand why we had to head so far out of the city...
Ah, I see.
How does the school even get enough funds for this monstrosity? Oh, wait, there's a hero who can create and manipulate concrete. If it's this big of a training area, I wonder how much they pay him?
After everyone is gathered near the big red gate, while present mic finishes whatever he's explaining (boring stuff), I look around, surveying the competition. There is some pretty standard quirks, the only noticeable one not from the future UA students is that dude that can burp fire. I've had worse acid reflux in my past life.
"GOO!"
While everyone is stunned, I teleport away, getting as far ahead as I can while I look for some robots. I see a 1 pointer ahead, so I get close. These things are big. The machine notices me and promptly rushes toward me before throwing a punch, which I promptly teleport out of before using uravity to smash it to pieces and when it explodes I collect he fire from the explosion.I do this for the next few robots until I meet my first 2 pointer. He's bigger and stronger, but that's it so I should just do the same thing.
"TARGET LOCKED: BITCH SLAPPING INI-" it says while raising its arm before promptly being disabled. Physics manipulation can increase gravity and remove friction, so I can beat almost any robot, save the 0 pointer.
"Oh, looks like the other students got here pretty quick, that's nice. I need to stop narrating myself.."
The entrance exam continues on, me killing quite a few robots, like everybody else. 'Gotta say, I'm not as OP as I'd think. Even with the handicap of only using my teleportation ability with spice, I should be at least getting some action. Too bad too sad, I've done too much talking and now it's time to beat ass.'
I teleport right beside a robot, expelling the seasoning onto its eyes before punching the shit out of the seasoned area.
"BON BOIAJU AND BON APPETITE- FUCK THAT SOUNS COOLER IN MY HEAD!" The robot promptly catches on fire. Oh yeah, my seasoning is apparently very flammable and easily combustible when exposed to friction. It doesn't take long for it to die....
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'Shit. I don't wanna be bakugo. Fuckin hell Eiko, get on track!'
RUMBLE RUMBLE
The ground shakes, startling everyone. A deep rumble occurs, the tremors leading north. The general populace starts to turn,
even if slowly. Everyone faces the direction, silent as their eyes contort in terror at the sheer size of the hunk of metal, as well as the gleam of its eyes. Everyone would come to know this day. This....
This is the attack of the Tit-"ITS THE ZERO POINTER! RUN!!!" Someone screams, snapping everyone out of their deer in front of headlights state.
'I seriously considered going against that? That thing is fucking MASSIVE?! Wait, isn't it programmed to not seriously injure people? I can take advantage of that. Oh, wait Midoriya. gonna destroy it. I'll just help people escape.'
As I'm helping people escape, I'm also trying to get closer to the robot. What kind of anime fanboy doesn't want to watch Midoriya punch the fuck out of a metal titan?
Right as I'm about to get in direct line of sight of the zero pointer, I hear a loud bang. 'Oh no..' I start booking it towards the zero pointer, worried out of my mind. As I get close, I see it's face caved in, obvious signs of a punch.
'Awwww damn it!' My legs grow weak from sheer shock. 'I missed it, I missed it. Ok Eiko, act like it doesn't matter.' I get back my bearings and head toward the zero pointer. As expected, I'm greeted by a mangled Midoriya. Damn that must hurt. His left arm is dey-storyed. Right next to him is a puking Uraraka. Over exertion is a bitch. I walk over there and speak to them. Don't know what to say. Damn.
"Uhh, hey. You guys ok?"
"Oh, Eiko-BLLUURRHHGG-....n-no"
"Yeah you're gonna need some spice for that. Here." I open up a little baggie, filling it up with seasoning before handing it to her.
"Yeah, that might help with sickness a little."
After she tastes a bit of it, she stops looking so pale. With this, I can lessen the over-exertion from her quirks by amplifying the quirk factor in her. Sciency stuff boi.
"Thanks, Eiko. That kind of hel-Hurrgh." Looks like she's still a little sick.
"GAME OVERR." Nice timing. Looks like we're done. I'd say I got around 80 points from destruction alone. Haha, I'm so broken.
—-1 Week Later—-
"Hello Eiko! I AM HERE BY PROJECTION!"