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Chapter 68 - Chapter 67

The two ten year old kids finished dressing themselves and then glared at Volpe, they were still quite displeased with the outcome of her suggestion yet the two chose not to think about it anymore.

"So... What is the truth behind this matter Volk-sensei and Volpe-sensei?" Tatsumaki asked while still having some ill feelings about being seen like earlier.

"You know that kids needs to experience some changes as they turn into adults right?" Volk started to explain although there is uncertainty and embarrassment laced on his voice.

"?" Tatsumaki looked at him innocently while Daiki also played along, taking this chance for revenge.

"Umm..." Volk started fidgeting due to nervousness and the awkwardness that is surfacing in him which made for a rather comical scene where two beast parents having a awkward conversation with their adoptive half human children.

"You see men will start to have a certain reaction on their crotch when thinking about doing something lewd with their mate and also their body will start to develop like their chest broadening and their muscles becoming more defined and a certain part of the body grow bigger-" Volk started explaining in a hurry which nearly made Daiki and Tatsumaki laugh but surprisingly held themselves back.

"While girls will release blood from their crotch and their body will also start to develop like their chest" Volpe said while looking calm but her tone failed her miserably along with her eyes starting to avoid eye contact with them, in short it was too painful for them to explain this since even they were surprised when this change happened to them not to mention the awkwardness they felt when it happened to their humanoid form!!

"Hold on just a minute!!" Volpe shouted while Daiki and Tatsumaki instinctively felt threatened.

"The two of you are reincarnators so why don't the two of you know this stuff?!!" Volpe asked angrily while Volk looked like he suddenly got a eureka moment and glared at the two children.

"Ehem..." Daiki fake coughed.

"I died when I was fourteen trying to save a child who was crossing the road at that time but in exchange I got hit by a delivery truck or a really big carriage in case for this world" Tatsumaki said with a embarrassed expression, she didn't even try to lie her way out.

'What a extremely cliché way to die!! and what the hell truck-kun just crash onto someone when they are eighteen years old or higher!!' Daiki commented in his brain.

"Well same with me except I died when I saved a random batch mate of mine due to a certain ability I had when I lived my past life which is to foresee someone's death that is supposed to happen in the near future, I was sent flying by a speeding car or a really fast carriage in this world that was being chased by law enforcers or knights in this world and due to my natural tenacity I felt the pain of multiple shattered bones and punctured organs as I died which in a sense was quite funny hahahahaha" Daiki said then started to laugh dryly then shivered after remembering the painful sensation.

'Oooff~ that has got to be the most painful death yet in the history of reincarnation genre' Tatsumaki thought as she sent a pitying gaze towards Daiki.

Meanwhile Volk and Volpe's cheeks started to twitch since they didn't think that Daiki and Tatsumaki would openly admit that they are reincarnated people and they were only said it as a joke and didn't expect it to be real in the slightest.

"Well even though I know what is supposed to happen during puberty but didn't experience it due to a promise and being too busy to care" Daiki honestly stated.

"Meanwhile I experienced some of it especially the menstrual period I just delt with it like normal" Tatsumaki said.

Meanwhile Daiki got a different idea about what Tatsumaki had just said since something else comes with Puberty and that is Raging Hormones.

"Daiki-sama, I can tell that you are currently thinking of something rude about me so can you please stop" Tatsumaki asked while smiling but it didn't reach her eyes at all and even has her beast form silhouette appear behind her.

"I was only thinking that we seem to have the same circumstances which was funny, I'm sorry if this somehow offended her royal highness" Daiki said with a bow.

"..." Tatsumaki was just speechless about what Daiki just did and had said, she knew that Daiki somehow knew that she is a Reincarnator but didn't imagine that Daiki is also one.

"Wait up! Your a Reincarnator too?!" Tatsumaki asked loudly as if trying to give a shock towards Daiki's brain to fix the malfunctioning parts in it.

"Yes and I think and feel that we knew each other very well in our past life" Daiki honestly said.

Meanwhile back with the Gods.

"Lives you mean not life!! We were even friends back then!! I even remember you single handedly taking down an entire army of millions in order to rescue her back then!!" The God of Worlds shouted towards the screen.

"It was scary watching him do something like that, the explosions of flesh and blood then the blinding lights that came from the weapons he made is still fresh in my mind" The God of Life honestly told her feelings as she slightlyshivered in fear.

"Zein-niisama was so~ cool blasting the millions upon millions of scary monsters back then that couldn't be killed until you completely obliterated every atom in their body!" The God of War said while doing some cute yet cool posses as if she was holding a Gattling Gun, and a cannon turrets that are strapped on her hands.

"I can even remember Zein-sama's expression of grief as he watched her die in front of him then see her explode due to her artificial heart exploding" The Goddess of Worlds said with a sad tone and expression.

"Forcefully shoving us into the new world then fully destroying that reality was something that even the Gods of that reality failed to survive, just how did he do something as outrageous as that?!" The God of Death asked while recalling that certain memory of him reading about their previous reality which made his right cheek twitch in annoyance.

"At least he made most of us live and in a sense continued to honor the deal!!" The God of Worlds shouted.

"...There was just some great changes with the original plan due to her rushing to save a child thus causing both of their demise even though we agreed that the safety of everyone comes first..." The God of Death muttered as a pained expression surfaced on his face.

"Hey now, don't regret about the past too much since even without our help they still found each other in their next lives which in all honesty is quite scary and now we can indirectly help them more now" The God of Worlds said.

"If by help you mean constantly giving your male old friend a very realistic and painful oracle of his family's death which undoubtedly caused him to either unconsciously make a new personality or just opened up a hidden part of him then you've made plenty to even count" The God of Death said sarcastically.

"Don't forget about the fact that Daiki will need to face against a Mad God in order for us to have a valid reason to interfere" The Goddess of Life added.

"Also Zein-niisama doesn't really get any of our blessing since we can't interfere with that world due to it being too chaotic at the moment and is being managed by unruly lower Gods" The Goddess of War added, the comments of the small family of Gods comments were like sharp giant arrows that continued to strike The God of Worlds body over and over like a Gattling Gun.

"Ughhh..." The God of Worlds laid on the ground flat while raising a white flag.

'I tried my best, okay?' The God of Worlds really wanted to retort but he just couldn't since another painful barrage might hit him again.

"By the way, I remember Zein giving all of us a weapon, mine is my Scythe, Beni's is a bag that can make any sort of medication" The God of Death mumbled.

"Zein-niisama gave me pretty much all of his training schedule, tactics, manuals and the weapon creation warehouse which has all of Zein-niisama's blueprints with many corrections and how to improve them" The Goddess of War innocently declared.

"I also remember him permitting me to fully utilize it when I am in danger or in order to straighten up the rest of the survivors, I even have the improvement blueprints for Mom and Dad's weapons" The Goddess of War said while all literally all of the Gods and Goddesses shivered in fear.

"Ummm... Sai, I think you should give it to Mom" The Goddess of Life suggested but she only shook her head.

"Zein-niisama said that I can't give it to anyone else or everything in it will go haywire and attack everyone and he warned me that he stored the other reality destruction bomb in it but it is at least one million times stronger than the one he carries" The Goddess of War said while in a thinking posture.

"Nevermind..." The Goddess of Life said softly as she desperately tried to stop shaking.

"Oh! and Zein-niisama said that it is also the crystallization of everyone's research regarding souls and that I can choose whoever I don't want their souls to be destroyed" The Goddess of War added while everyone started to wonder whether they had angered or bullied this cute little yet dangerous Goddess before.

"Sai-chan, do you want some tasty food? My treat!" A random God declared nervously.

"Yes! but if God-san does anything suspicious I'll have to use the Anti Pervert number nine nine nine nine to punish you~" The Goddess of War said cutely while the ones who knew Zein's numbering his inventions visibly shivered.

"Is that invention in the 'Protection for my Future Children' folder which made countless strong monsters that attacked our world be tamed?" The Goddess of Worlds asked softly to the God of Death.

"No, your thinking about one zero four two, I thing the one Sai talked about is much worse, I mean it's nine nine nine nine!" The God of Death said as he thought of ways to not make Sai too angry when punishing her.

"Mom here is Disobedient God Punisher number four two zero one for when Dad or The God of Worlds go out of line" The Goddess of War said as she handed a mega mix like item towards the Goddess of Life.

'I pray for your well being and thank you for your sacrifice!!' Pretty much all of the Gods shouted inside their hearts.

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