- No, free me I'm one of the heroes you forgot?, Said Alex
But no one answered him, he stayed there for hours without anyone coming, but suddenly a kid arrived.
- Sir, why are you here, have you done any harm? Said the child
- No, said Alex
-Ah, yes my daddy told me there is someone in the dungeon because it is useless.
Is that you? Said the child
-No no. I am here for a test the king said if I can escape I do, said Alex
-And you're missing it, because you're not going out, right? said the child
-No, I AM THE GREAT CONQUEROR ALEX SAID ALEXANDER, I AM THE GREAT IMMORTAL WHO OVERCOME THE INCARNATION OF WORLD EVIL, THE OWNER OF THE BRAS DU DIABLE, THE FIST OF THE ANGEL AND THE PUNCH OF THE GREAT DRAGON KING , I CAPTURED EVERYBODY WHOLE WITH ONE FINGER, ME THE BEARER OF THE BIG TITLE hmm hmmm chuunibyou THE TERRIBLE !!, said Alex
Suddenly a noise said to hear.
Status: New skill acquired
-WOW, TOO COOL MY FIRST SKILL., Said Alex
Status: Gender of unique skill
- A unique skill, that only me can have even Jimmy and Frédéric do not have one, they will all bow down to me even this king of SHIT !! What is this skill going !!, said Alex enthusiastically
Status: The skill is called BIG MOUTH: unknown power.
This skill is possible to have for only those who have the title Chuunibyou and who speak a lot
- SNIFF, I'M TIRED I HAVE ONLY STUFF THAT IS USED FOR NOTHING WHILE OTHERS HAVE SOMETHING TOO COOL !!! SHIT WORLD OF SHIT !!, said Alex
- Sir, sir, how are you going to go out ?, said the child
-Very simple, me big Alex will snap my fingers like that and the gate will fall, said Alex while snapping his fingers
Suddenly the gate fell, Alex did not understand why but took the opportunity to go out but when he was about to leave the king, Frederick and Jimmy arrived.
- Stop, you won't go out, said the king
-Oh no, daddy you promised him he would go so you let him go, Ok, said the child
- If you're the one asking, then I'll let him go, said the king
Alex thought "The kid is the daughter of King WHAAT !!?" "
- King, you said you didn't have a daughter and who is she ?, said Alex
-Well, I have a daughter, but I never imagined you would be a Lolicon, said the king
- I AM NOT A LOLICON !! AND HOW YOU KNOW THIS WORD !!, says Alex
-I know him, because I asked Monsieur Frédéric for words from your time and he told me a few, said the king
-FRÉDÉRIC OF ALL THE WORDS THAT EXIST WHY DID YOU TELL HIM THAT THERE !! ?, said Alex
-Why? Simply because it's funny.
I also taught him lots of other words you want to know ?, said Frédéric
-No, no thanks, on that note I don't want to stay here anymore so I'm going to leave, bye, said Alex as he left
He arrived in the city after two long hours of walking he was tired, but he could not rest immediately, because they had no work yet and no money in his pocket, luckily for him it was still early ( around 4h pm), then he Chuunibyou as he was, he went to look for a guild to register, he found one, it was called THE RED HAWK.
He walked inside, when he entered the hall was large and beautiful clean, like a mansion, and went to the ticket office.
- Hello my name is Mira, can I help you sir ?, said the woman who ran the ticket office
- Yes, I would like to join the guild, said Alex
-Ok, sir to pass the registration the price is 3 silver coins, said Mira
-Yes, but in the guilds it's not free admission ?, said Alex.
- It was like that a few years ago, but now our guild is one of the best in the country and you have to pay to join, said Mira.
- Hey, can I then exchange an item which will be equivalent to 3 silver coins, said Alex.
-Yes, of course, said Mira
But in Alex's pockets there was not much he had his phone, but it was question of the exchanged, he had a watch, but the time was not the same there, he had maps and AirPods and decided to trade them in.
- Here you go, character cards from Dragon Ball and my AirPods, said Alex, feeling very sick.
- Sorry, sir, these items are not worth 3 silver coins, said Mira
It was because Dragon Ball didn't exist in their world and AirPods without smartphones were useless, so Alex decided to leave the guild.
He searched for a long time for a way to register while walking, until the moment he came across another guild, yes there were several guilds in the city because it was the capital I remind you.
This guild is named PURPLE BOAR, the name already given less envy than the previous guild.
When he stepped inside the floor was dirty, the lobby was little nothing in common with RED HAWK He walked over to the counter
- Hello my name is Miranda, can I help you? Said Miranda
-He, I have a question why the guild names are like that RED HAWK and PURPLE BOARD ?, said Alex.
-It's very simple, it's because here in Celestia the guilds symbolize a living being and a color.
Like the most powerful: GOLDEN ANGEL, BLACK DRAGON, BLUE WHALES, RED HAWK, SILVER TIGER, WHITE WOLF, and others.
Or like the weaker ones: PURPLE BOAR, ORANGE HUMAN, GREEN TREES and others.
Are you clear now sir? Said Miranda
-Yes, also I would like to register in your guild., Said Alex, hoping that it's free
-Yes, follow me here. This is a magic orb giving MP (your magic powers) and PP (physical power) the MP of a human is between 10 to 70 and the PP between 1 and 120. Please put your hand on this orb., Says Miranda
Alex thought, "Now for sure I'll be OP, like 1000 MP or 2000 PP. "
Orb: MP: 0 PP: 5
-WHAT, when would I be OP shit !!, said Alex
- Sir are you sure you want to be an adventurer, with your stats you are worse than an E rank, and you might die?, Said Miranda.
- Don't worry, I would survive, could you give me the easiest quest, said Alex.
-Uh, yes here, said Miranda.
Alex went into the forest to collect flowers, but on the way he had a very strong urge to poop and said "I THE GREAT ALEXANDER MASTERS OF HUMAN HELLS, ORDERS TO HAVE ADAPTED TOILETS", and suddenly a toilet appeared. .
He wondered how it went, and ran to shit.
While on the toilet he was attacked by a Darkmoon Wolf.
Status: Darkmoon Wolf: Demon wolf with Rank B powers
Alex ran with all his might, but stumbled, he shouted "YOU, VULGUARY WOLF HOW DARE TO ATTACK THIS LORD THE GREAT ALEXANDER, I ALEXANDER SHALL USE MY FORCE TO KILL YOU, YOUR HEART WILL EXPLODE"
Suddenly the wolf stopped and a squirt of blood came from the wolf.
Suddenly a noise was heard.
Status: BIG MOUTH: The power of BIG MOUTH makes what the Chuunibyou says come true.
At that moment Alex understood, why there was a toilet, why the grill fell and why the wolf died it was all thanks to his power.
Status: CAUTION: BIG MOUTH can be used between 1 and 10 times a day at random.
Alex shouted "I AM FINALLY OP", he wanted to go to see the king but said to himself "I must keep this a secret, because otherwise this king will make me work for him. "
So Alex walked into the guild and showed the flowers.
-Sir, Alex for what you just completed your reward is 3 bronze coins, said Miranda relieving he is not dead
-Ah, also I have something else to show you could you look at it, said Alex proud of himself
- Hey, yes of course, said Miranda, thinking it was not a mushroom.
So Alex took his magic bag (he created this bag to carry the wolf using big mouth)
- There, this wolf is a Darkmoon, how much is it worth, said Alex.
-WOW, how did you get that, said Miranda surprised
She was surprised because he only has 5PP and also because PURPLE BOAR is a C rank guild, while the Darkmoon is a B rank monster, so Miranda went to the guide master Augustus.
- Who helped you kill him? Said Auguste
-No one, replied Alex
-Miranda, bring the bell.
The bell is a D-rank magical item, which produces sound if anyone lie.
- I repeat my question who killed this monster ?, said Auguste
-Me, said Alex
Nothing happened
-GULP, you killed him with whose help ?, said Alex
-With no help, said Alex
Nothing happened
-How did one more E rank that only has 5 PP and no magic manage to kill a Darkmoon, again without external injury ?, said Augustus.
- I'd rather keep it a secret, the only thing I can tell you is that I killed him on my own, said Alex
Nothing happened
-Well, you see Miranda he is not lying, we should give him 5 silver coins for this beast, not 8 coins because by the color of his eyes which are red instead of blue it means that he is the alpha male, is his rank is equal to a rank A., says Auguste
-Ok great, but would I get a rank increase or something.
- Sorry, but I can only get you up to rank C, although your prowess should get you up to rank B see A, because our guild is rank C so I can't give you more, said Augustus
-No, no I prefer it like that, do you know a place where I could stay at night ?, said Alex
Augustus directed Alex to an inn where he stayed there for a few days.
End of chapter 2.