One day, in a high school more precisely in the second year of high school, a light radiated and transported the whole class to an unknown place.
-Welcome, dear heroes, I am the king of the beautiful land Celestia, we have transported you here, to defeat the incarnation of evil Satanos, said the king
- You are transporting us here without explanation and forcing us to fight, we minors against the incarnation of evil, said Frédéric
- Be more respectful of his majesty the king, vulgar commoner, said a mad guard in anger
-How should I be polite to someone who needs me but in I don't need, besides where I come from, your king is nothing more than a commoner, whereas I am the second son of the owner of a company worth several million dollars, says Frédéric
-Either way, it is correct so be careful.
Let me represent myself I am the king of Celestia the country where you are, our country, not the world is about to end in ten years and to save it God gave us the right to transport heroes to our world to save it., said the king
-We will save him of course !!, said Jimmy
- Calm down Jimmy, if I have to remind you of that either we were kidnapped by these people who want to make us work for us minors and moreover stop talking as if you were a hero of comics.
You are the king of nothing at all, send us home or else you will have big problems., Said Frédéric, who seemed to be more and more irritated.
- I'm sorry, but the only way for you to return home is to defeat Satanos otherwise you will stay here until this world is destroyed, said the king.
The students started to know their place and suddenly.
-You are not the king !!! Said Alex
-What? All say
-Yes, because I am a real weeb who loves to read isekai and inside the king is an old man with a long beard like Santa Claus, not a fat thirty year old who was born hooked and who stink shit.
Also where is the person who transported us to this world the beautiful princess with blond hair and blue eyes of incredible beauty, said Alex very disapointed
-What are you talking about what's fat?
And for the person who transported you it was one of my sons who did not make him a princess, because I have no daughter, said the king
- Cretin, it's normal that he is not like your animes, it's real life my guy, moreover at the time there was no toilet suddenly it's normal that he stink the shit, for that you know to be fat in the middle ages was a sign of wealth in a criterion of beauty, stop with your dream of muscular prince, and even if you find a princess she would be a little fat and not fit, and he is in his thirties because at that time people die around 35 years old, says Frédéric really irritated
Suddenly Alex started to cry.
-Prince, no SNIFF princess, big SNIFF princess, big a beauty criterion while I have been on a diet and sports for 6 months to lose 20 kilos SNIFF and worst of all they have no TOILETS !!!!, said Alex
-At least they're not polytheists, that's already it., Said Frédéric
-Hmm hmm, Now that everyone is calm let's begin, all of you shall without a statue, this will show you your skills and your attacks and your title, said the king with an ankward voice
-What's the difference between skill and attack ?, said Jimmy
-Skill is an ability that changes with humans and does not use magic, it is a gift from God, although it is skills are non-magic.
For example there is the skill Brain helping you learn and remember things two to three times more than other people or muscle which increases all your physical attacks like the sword by two.
While attacks are techniques using the MP you have. And your title will determine your future job as Knight or Healer, says the king
- It's like an MMORPG, WOW TOO COOL !!!, said Alex with a bleeding nose
So all said their statutes.
Frederic: Strategist (This title gives its bearer the power to create traps changed the landscape and gives him the right to see a perfect map (like a 3D GPS)
The skills obtained with this title are Brain (mentioned earlier) and Idea (an idea that appears in the mind of the wearer at critical times))
Jimmy: Holy Hero (This title gives its wearer the power to use the magic of light (with that it can defeat all spells, can use heal and can send energy balls) and also a very good agility at sword fighting.
Skill obtained with the title Muscle (mentioned above))
- WOW, what will it be for me, Dragon King or maybe Master of the Underworld or even better Finger of God Arm, I really want to know !!, said Alex.
Alex: Chuunibyu: says anything about bad and good believing yourself to be superior.
Skill obtained with the title: none
-Ah, what I'm useless, I have no power I just know what SNIFF is talking about, said Alex
-Guard, since this one is useless and it seems that he is insulted to me thrown in the dungeon., Said the king
So the 1st chapter ends.