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Chapter 12 - Chapter 12: I'm sexy and you know it

I felt something warm moving against my skin. Not the creepy kind of warm, the nice kind of warm and damn, it was so comfortable.

Almost felt like I saw buried in a mountain of pillows with this familiar minty sweet and strong scent. I just couldn't get enough so I buried my head even deeper and inhaled the sweet scent which reminds me, I need to get my self a perfume with this familiar scent.

Familiar scent.

Wait a minute,

Dylan!

I let out a short and high pitched scream and the next thing I knew was that I was falling down. I fell on my delicate butt cheeks and even the dumbest person in the world would know how painful that is.

Dylan, just like I expected, started laughing. Is he fucking serious? I just fell on my butt guys! My butt!

I guess the dumbest person in the world didn't figure out how painful it was.

Then I connected the dots, everything fell into place. The warm this was his chest and the scent came from him which means, I was burying my head into his chest all along!

Are you fucking kidding me!

"You're literally the dumbest person I know" He said as he starred down at me. Couldn't blame him. The only talent he had was to throw rude remarks.

"I can say the same to you, you're meant to apologize or at least, try to not make me fall"

"Excuse you, you fell because of your stupidity. How is that my problem?" He laughed.

"Ha ha ha. Very funny" I said in a bored tone. He held out his hand to help me but I guess my ego pushed me so I stood up myself.

"Actually cupcake, it is" He said "You would've laughed your butt off if I fell like that"

"Well, duh, I'm only human"

"So am I"

"Shut up and tell me why I'm here. In your room"

His room was far better than I'd expected. Literally, far better.

I'd been here before and It wasn't as messy as I pictured it to be but i could've sworn his maids cleaned it up. It's afternoon and the sheets are, well, neat.

You know what I'm talking about.

His room, unlike mine had colours. If I were to compare it, his room would be a bright active six your old child and mine would be a dead witch.

"To... You know" he wiggled his eyebrows. It wasn't until seconds passed I realized what he was trying to say. I didn't think twice before giving him a smack to remember. "Ow! I was just kidding" he rubbed his arm.

"You better be"

"Come on cupcake, the only reason I'd have sex with you is if you were the last girl in the world and I would think twice before doing it"

Okay that's it! I've had it with his insults!

"And the only reason I'd have sex with you is if it was to save my life. Trust me, if you were the last guy on earth, I'd rather turn gay or stay celibate for the rest of my life. You know why? Because you're a disgusting piece of shit and I'd rather lick a toilet than to be with you"

"Jesus Christ Cupcake" He placed his hand on his heart "That is so painful and rude"

"Excuse me, you started this!"

"And I'm ending it by having lunch with you"

"Why? I'm late for work" I replied. He looked at me with a smile that said he did something wrong. Also, that grin on his face didn't look so good.

"Dylan?" I started "What did you do?"

"Nothinggggggggggggggggggggggg" He smiled.

"Seriously Dylan, if I end up finding out myself, I'd chase you down the street with a spatula"

"Can you be less weird?"

"Can you tell me why you have that smile on your face?"

"Okay" He started "I might and might not have taken your phone while you were asleep and texted your boss that you were sick so you wouldn't make it"

"What?!"

"I'm sorry okay?"

"You're sorry? Of course, you're sorry. Do you want me lose my job? Do you have any idea how much I lost from not going to work today?"

"I'm sorry?" He said and it came out more of a question than a statement. He didn't look like he regretted it one bit. I could describe the look on his face to be 'It's just a day'.

He knew about it so I really didn't understand why he didn't know how much of a big deal my job was to me.

He didn't even look like he remembered the incident at the mall because he didn't bring it up or act like he knew about it. At least, if he did, he wouldn't have pranked me in front of the whole class.

Wait a minute, does he have mental problems?

"I hate you Dylan. I really do. I can't say or express how much I hate you. You're the reason I think of stabbing someone, the reason I feel like using a gun, the reason I see the importance of a steel chair and the reason I think of hatred, pure anger and extreme annoyance. You're the dumbest and most stupid person I've ever met and that stupidity fuels my anger."

"You make that sound like we're exchanging wedding vows" He chuckled.

"I hope we never exchange wedding vows. That would be the worst day of my life."

"Oh face it cupcake, in your mind, you've had the wedding all planned. You've chosen your wedding dress, shoes and everything associated with it." He said and moved closer. He stopped when he was just inches away from my face and I could feel his breaths fanning my face. "All you want is a kiss"

I slapped him before he could move any closer.

You know that moment when something important is about to happen in a movie and then the tune keeps going till going till one thing stops it. Yeah, that's exactly how it felt like.

He gritted his teeth in annoyance and let out a loud sigh. Bringing his face back to the normal position, he gave me a tight smile and said. "Wow cupcake, wow."

"You're too close to me, I can feel your breath and I hate it."

He didn't move an inch, instead he said "It was just a kiss cupcake and if luck was on your side, it could've advanced to something more pleasurable"

"I'd rather kiss a rat"

"Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Did you just compare me to a rat?"

"You're lucky I did that, it could've been the toilet and even with that, they're both still better than you"

"Okay, that's it! You're way too rude!" He said and held both my hands tight in his. He pushed me down to the bed and held my hands over my head. Then he did the worst thing ever.

He started the tickle attack.

"Wait" I started but he hit the right spot when he tickled my waist. I started laughing like a complete idiot while he continued his assault. I let out short screams but most of them were covered up with my continuous laughter. "Please"

"Promise you won't ever insult me again"

"I...... W_would" I said in between the laughter. "Please"

"You're so stubborn, aren't you?"

"Fine. I_p_romise!"

He fingers left me as soon as those words got out.  I sat up and felt tears run down my cheeks in the process. My breaths were rough and fast with my heartbeats do quick, I could hear them without trying.

"That's a lesson for you cupcake. I get the opportunity to insult you, you don't"

"Why?"

"Because I said so"

"I'm going to have to not insult you for that statement cause if I do, you'd hate me." I paused "Moving on, let's start with what we came here for."

"Oh yeah, TV!" He said and picked up the remote from the table.

I didn't think twice before snatching the remote from his hand. It was surprising how stupid and forgettable he could be.

Well, forgettable, yes, stupid, nah.

"We didn't come here for TV you chucklehead. We have to get started on our English project cause it's due next week"

"Come on cupcake. We have a whole week. We'll do it later"

"No, we won't. We'll do it now cause we have a whole story to write not an article."

"We watch TV and I'll pay someone to do the assignment for us if we don't complete it or we sit and start talking about Mrs Payne's dumbass assignment"

"TV it is!"

"Figured out you weren't a total nerd" He said and turned on the TV. Baby driver came on and all I could say was  dayummmm.

"Baby is really cute"

"I'm hot" He said "And that's a million times better"

"You're not close to cute so you can't be hot" I paused "Not even in a million years"

"And let me guess, you're cute?"

"Um, duh" I said.

I could be abused and bruised but this bitch is hot hot hot.

Seriously guys, you need to call the fire department. I'm so hot, I might be on fire soon.

Just then, a lady walked in with a tray of everything that spelt out junk food.

On it was a box of pizza, two cans of fizzy cola, hamburgers, french fries and everything with high calories.

I just wish I don't get fat from all this.

Ha! Fat my ass!

She placed it on the table and gave ma gentle smile. "Thank you" I said and she nodded in reply.

As soon as she left, I turned to Dylan and he was still busy watching TV. "Oh my God Dylan, it's so nice of you to say thank you to that lady"

"What the fuck are you talking about?"

"You didn't say thank you, that's what I'm talking about."

"So?" He asked "She gets paid for it. Why do I have to say thank you?"

"Because it's the right thing to do"

"We have different definitions of right and my right is to get the service I pay for"

"And you call me rude?"

"Rude and stupid" He corrected. "You're rude and stupid"

"You disgust me"

"You know you love me darling" He winked and turned to face the TV.

"No I don't. You're ugly and annoying, remember? I really hate you"

"I'm sexy and you know it"

"Ew"