"AAAAHHHH,UUUUHHHHH-" ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) played by a S@!*#$& Galaxy A20 phone on top of a desk, before it was stopped by a girl with a black messy hair.
"You better change that f@cking alarm of yours or I'll throw it to the pool!!" A Deep but loud Man manly voice said.From the kitchen.
"Yeah~ Dad." The girl said in a tired voice.And that girl is me.
And now with the lame introduction.
My name is Janna D. Cristobal.
And I am a 15yrs old Asian girl with a shoulder length straight hair(If I brushed it right now).151cm, I have an oval face with a small nose and thin lips.Droopy midnight purple eyes, pale skin,Average Chest size(Not too Small or Too large) and cute eyebrows.
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Blood type:O+ Body:Athletic Body
Likes:Sports,Muay Thai, Sweets,Cursing,Stealth,RPG,FPS. Games,and Lifting Heavy things.
Dislikes:Rats,Arrogant Kids,Useless Person,Rapist,Child Trafficker,and many more.
Inclination:Neutral Evil
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O-oi! author-san!
Why do you need to describe me in a character sheet!!
[Author:What?]
[Author:You don't Like it?]
Nononono~ I like it that you take the task of explaining things, but I hate how some detail that I don't want to reveal are in there.
Nevermind then.I'll just continue my daily rout-
My thought and complains to a mythical being that I never met got interrupted by my dad who's still standing in front of my door.
"Stop daydreaming and get your lazy ass off the bed!" He said in an angry tone and pulled a paddle behind his back.
When I saw the unholy ass slapper show itself.
I shuddered and quickly get up while covering my chest with my bed sheet.
"Get out you goddamn gorilla." I said while lifting a adjustable dumbbell with super heavy weights attached to both of its sides.(Its still heavy for me.)
I then threw the dumbbell with all my might.But he dodge and grabbed it with his free hand, like it was nothing.
"Good throw." He praised while holding the dumbbell and the paddle.
"But you still need a lot of practice with your posture." He said while smiling "So you won't be exhausted easily.Like right now." He said sneering and pointing his index finger to my Exhausted Sorry self.
He then dropped the dumbbell and started flexing his huge gorilla muscles.
"Ewwww~" I said with disgust and while pretending retching.
"Hehehehe~" he chuckled.
"Now get up now, or your brother will eat your breakfast." He said.He then closed the door.
When he left the room.I lazed around for a minute before changing my pyjamas to my everyday clothes.Consisting of White Tank top,Black Cargo pants and a sports bra.
I then got out of my room and I slide on the railings of the stair straight to the kitchen, Where I saw my Stupid Big Big brother(1) Eating Breakfast.
"Hi little girl." My brother said "You want some candies." He then pulled a lollipop from his pocket of his pants and toss it to me.
I effortlessly catch it and unwrap it.
"Ha-ha-ha~ Funny." I sarcastically laughed.I shoved the lollipop in my mouth while erotically(cly?) licking it inside.I grabbed a spoon,fork and a glass of orange juice.I then sat on the most comfiest chair in the kitchen.
"Oi,stop that." My father said while placing mine and his breakfast on the table.
He then grabbed a stool for himself and the two of us started eating like a contestant on a Eating Competition.
"Hosh(how's) Hul(School) yesh(yes) *gulp* terday?" Asked dad.
"Shame od,Shame od." I said while chewing my Breakfast(Garlic Flavor Fried Rice,Bacon,and eggs)
*(Phone playing the chorus of Lisa-Gurenge)*
I then heard, dad's Phone ringtone and his shorts vibrating.
I eyed his shorts left pocket and gave him a thumbs-up.(A Female Weeb Exist!!)
Then be just ignores me and answers his call.
"Hello, Itsu ME! Michael!" The caller sid.
"Stop with that shitty M*****n P*****r Line crap and speak the things you want." He said in aangry tone.
"Ok, I'll stop." The caller said.
"Spit it out." My dad said "Or I will slit your throat." He threathened.
"*gulp*" A gulp was heard from the phone.
"And I will shove a rod to your ass.When I returned from my 1 month vacation." My dad added.
"Now~ Tell me what you need.Money grubber."
Dad and Mr. Money Grubber (Michael) started talking, While me & my Brother ignored him and continued eating our breakfast.
Hmmmm~ Garlic fried rice is the best
Then add some ketchup there and dip the egg.
Tada~
My Mas-
"Oi!" My brother exclaimed and interrupted my finishing touches on my greatest peice.
"Holy shit! How can you eat that shit with a ton of fucking ketchup." Brother said with a huge gaping maw.You can even see the food he's chewing.
"Got a problem." I said and gave him my signature glare.I then show him my left arm while holding a crushed fork.
"No." He then shuts his mouth and got up holding his empty plate.
'Fucking, Loli Gorilla.' He though before he return to his room.
After he left.I ate my food and returned to my room to execise for an hour.
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Meanwhile in Outerspace.
A huge Asteroid are heading to Earth and the ASIAN goverments are preparing to Destroy it.
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(And back to our Mc.)
After a good exercise.
'Is a good bath and a refreshing drink' I happily thought to myself while opening the fridge in my room.Then I grabbed my bottle of orange juice and chugged it all down.
After I drank it all and quickly got dressed.I then heard the TV. Downstairs talking about some artist's love affair with his Sister.
When I heard this juicy news.quickly ran out of my room and sat on the sofa that is facing the TV. and started watching this particular news, while eating a popcorn and drinking soda.
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Somewhere in America
(??? POV)
*Kashhhhaaaaa*
A glassed covered with a Shiny Big Red Button inside, appeared on my desk with a smokey effect.
I then started contemplating.Should I press this and it will be misinterpreted as a sign of war, or don't press this tempting button and let half of America and Asia gets destroyed.