I never had known about my parents or anyone I could call a family for as long as I could remember, so when my friends talked about their family and how they were annoying I just said "haha lucky I don't have them riiiiggghht?!!!!" in a totally sarcastic tone and looked as if I am pissed off and they would make a worried face.
In my defence which kind of dumb a**hol*s says about their family infront of a kid that had no one well apparently my friends where those rare a**hol*s.
No matter what I did they did not get a clue about not to talk about something that I don't have or did they act like they do not notice.
It's always times like this that I wonder am i really gonna be alright with these dumba**es in my first year of university I should probably find new friends in my new classes.They always had been with me since high school so I ended up in the same university as them so they are friends that can be compared to dealing with disobedient pet that you can't hate or love at the same time.
Oh $h*t I forgot to introduce myself the name is "the one who shall conquer the world and I am just kidding lol", Karma outo. I dont know which Father,nun or monk gave me my name and I would like to say I f*cking hate it.
For those who are thinking about why, outo literally translates to weird in Finnish and fu*k this goddam town or being a tourist hotsopt so my dumb friends learned about what my name meant in Finnish and has been teaseing me by calling me a wiredo .
Well ladies and gentlemen I have started with things that I hate and I am continuing on it because I haven't even reached half of it!
Well the next topic is girlfriends and I fortunately have non so single ladies please ring me up on 17*3*0*2.
Going by looks I would say i look pretty good if not handsome because all girls would flock me during mixers before going to my friends after learning about my background cause in this world looks and talents have to be outstanding with appropriate backgrounds. So yeah virgin for 19 year hoping to lose my virginity to some pretty lady this year(author-not gonna be a lady lol) single for all of my life and still single.
I had a bit more than average marks in studies, good looks, kind and funny(author-self proclaimed) personality with a kind loving mother a stren but loving father a cute younger sister and brother that I always wanted haha ...ha..ha. oh and I forgot I live in this awesome crappy apartment that is currently house more than 8 kinds of buys and in total making it more than a 100 from what I have seen in my own room.
Even though i have no car I don't need one cause I got feets that gods made for me, even though I don't have a lover I dont need one cause I got my hands, tissues, materials and my d**k, even though I don't have a proper piece of furniture I don't need one cause I got a apartment that moves sometimes giving me relaxing heart pains sometimes, it can't get any worse than this right?Haha I can't help but get a good laugh when i talk to myslef about my life hahaha well goodnight.
I started out early in the morning excited to start my first day of university hoping to meet friends that will be more sensible but still as friendly as my old friends and most importantly I am hoping someone will give me and my junior a chance to dive in and change the world.
I got to the university that was pretty well known throughout the country for harbouring the richest or the smartest among the country and it was know as beautiful intelligence talents of creative honours university or also know as BITCH uni. Dam that name is really weird or is it only me that feels that?
Well who cares right it's the best in the nation and I studied my ass off during my final high school year to be here so who cares if my university name is BITCH uni.
I gotta remember to keep my cool and mysterious act so that my classmates won't try to avoid me because they think I am a poor broke ass orphan. When I entered the class the first sight that greeted me was a tight ass, aweso... wait what I checked again and saw a pretty lady with an elegant ass wait I meant skin which looked as white as snow and a face that was between cute but more on the prettier side picking up large amount of books so I being the awesome handsome gentleman that I was (100%lies) I said "miss do you need some help". She replied in a angelic voice that could instantly energize any junior(I mean both juniors and junior)" thank you"
so I helped her move the stuffs to the lecturers desk and I thought was she the appointed class rep or something.
The lecture was about to begin so I asked her "hey miss wanna seat together for this lecture I don't really know anyone in this class ". she just gave me a alluring smile and said" students please be seated I will be orienting about the rules of the campus" .
it hit me that she was not a hot student but a hot lecturer and went to find a empty spot to sit in. I saw that my neighbours consisted of a beautiful dude with long hair that looked more like a lady if not for the obvious boyish jeans and his flat washboard so I said hello to him trying to sound polite and he did the same. And on the other side was a pretty lady that looked pretty snobbish and said hello to her as well but she did not respond so I just acted as if I said nothing.
The hot lecturer suddenly said "welcome students my name is Aatikah and I hope I will be able to get along with you all the rules are pasted on the boards so please be sure to go through them". Afterwards she said some stuffs and ending up being question by the students about her personal life and relationships so when someone asked her whether she was married or had someone in her life she gave a slight blush and said "I am still waiting for the one so I am not in
any relationships " the boys shout roared throughout the classroom and I for one am also happy that she was single so I was also accompanying them. But dam she is just to hot the way she said the line with a trace of innocence accompanied by her hot body was so awesome if it was in an Japanese manga I am pretty sure the boys characters would be creating niagara bloodfalls.
The class ended and I landed up talking to some dudes about the class lecturer and made fast friends with them and we agreed we would be going for few rounds of drinks and I was pretty happy that was the feeling I was having 2 days before I was shot in the arm, stabbed in the guts, punched multiple times on my face and kicked on every part of my body and was lying on the parking lot.
Haha it just got worse and I thought my life was already at the bottom of the pit haha f*ck you god f*ck you than I lost my consciousness.